Dylan Sprouse and Hannah Marks Compete in a Compliment Battle

These are nice.

How did these get found 'cause I--

What a wholesome idea for a skit.

[upbeat instrumental music] Hi, I'm Dylan Sprouse.

I'm Hannah Marks.

And we are from Banana Split

and we are gonna do a compliment battle today.

I'm gonna win.

She is going to win.

Ladies first, please, you take it away.

Dylan Sprouse, [air whooshes]

someone just tweeted you, King of comedy.

[chuckles] That's a lot But it was 2017

so you should maybe--

Yeah, definitely gone down.

You've gone downhill

and you should probably I'm less funny.

[Hannah] amp it up.

The older I get the less in touch I am

with the comedy of the youth.

Yeah, you're just becoming a serious, dramatic actor.

That's right, have you seen my eyebrows.

They're flared up. Look, I mean, look at that.

You had me at Hannah Marks.

Well, that old classic line.

That's classic.

Is it just me or is Dylan Sprouse a mixed lookalike

of Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Heart-eye emoji. Oh, wow.

Well, I mean [muffled speaking]

there is a cursed timeline where they are mates, I think.

I don't see the Zac Efron thing.

No. No.

No. No.

Well, I mean my dad did get around when I was young

so who knows.

My dad usually says that I look like a disgrace.

Wow.

All right, my turn.

Hannah Marks, You look like an iconic time traveler

from the '90s.

Well, there you go.

Now I look like someone, that's nice.

That's nice. That was very nice.

'90s are the best.

Yeah, but if someone was time traveling

and they came down and they were from the '90s,

I'd be pissed.

Why?

Because they're just gonna wear like '90s clothes.

Look at how you're dressed right now.

They're gonna have bleached tips.

That's cool.

That's not cool.

I think that's cool if you're still rocking that now.

Puka shell necklace.

Look at your necklace.

That's not puka.

This is a wolf claw.

That's a tooth, just saying.

Fine, fine.

Okay, Atomic Forever five days ago said,

[air whooshes]

[chuckles] That dude grown a lot since 'Zack and Cody'.

[laughs] Well gee, I hope.

What do you think that means?

Unpack that for me.

Well, I don't know.

I like to think that it's mentally grown

but that's definitely not true.

Probably physically.

I mean I was-- You're taller.

I don't know.

Okay, Roxanna Benjamin says, [air whooshes]

'80s teen ballerina vibes.

Oh, I know that person, actually.

Oh, you do.

That's a director, that's very sweet.

Wow, shout out to Roxanna Benjamin.

Did I say that right? She actually directs--

Roxanne.

She actually directs Riverdale.

Oh, does she?

Oh, wow. So there you go.

Small world.

This one says, [chuckles]

[air whooshes] Saw Dylan Sprouse, I click.

What does that mean?

Don't know.

I thought it said lick and I thought that was inappropriate.

[laughs] I lick.

Yeah like, I don't know, your name pops up

and I'm not sure but it has 847 Likes.

So I guess you're clickable.

Thanks.

Okay, Other Sara says, [air whooshes]

@hannahmarks, so deserved.

It's inspiring to see a young woman like you

doing all these creative things in a game

where young women need to prove themselves like crazy.

Talent and badassery.

I agree.

Oh, thank you.

That's just nice, that's just a nice one.

It's got one Like.

[Hannah and Dylan laugh]

Cool, thank you.

I needed--

It's me though, it's my Like.

Yeah, my head was getting too big

so thanks for bringing me back down to earth.

Here's another one that says,

[air whooshes] Is this Leonardo DiCaprio

long lost son?

I like that it's not Leonardo DiCaprio's,

it's just, yeah, that's nice.

And the guy has a bandana on and a little goatee

so you're welcome.

I love that thing.

That's a meme, you know.

See, I'm up to date with the kids.

Memes, meemees.

Okay, Konaartiste,

[air whooshes] It was such an honor to work

on this with Hannah.

Learned so much getting to watch you work.

Your talent, brilliance, and passion never cease

to inspire slash amaze.

Wow, I'm about to win this compliment battle

'cause the compliment,

well the compliment I'm about to give you

could be taken as an insult.

You ready? Oh, that's good.

I like those more. The most attractive thing

about him is his sense of sarcasm.

Ah ha.

How does that make you feel

that that's the most attractive thing about you

to PaYal GuPta?

It makes me feel like I need to hide in my sarcasm.

Right, so people can look at your eyebrows.

Yes, yes. Yes.

[air whooshes] Cannot wait to see

your talent at work. [laughs]

Could someone just be like, Wow--

[Hannah And Dylan] Great eyes.

[Dylan laughs] No.

[air whooshes] I love them both so much.

I'm assuming the both would be Cole.

Oh, probably, yeah, yeah.

I love them both so much.

For some reason, I feel like Dylan is more approachable.

I feel like I would be too scared to go up to Cole.

So maybe are you I'd be too scared--

the attainable twin?

[laughs] Yeah.

I give people hope. Is that what that's--

Like people see me with Barbara and they're like,

Oh, any guy can do it. [laughs]

Right, I mean,

I've had that thought. If he can do it,

certainly I can.

Why do you think this person thinks

you're more approachable?

Well, after knowing my brother for 27 years,

I can say that that's undoubtedly true.

It's true.

Yeah, it's definitely true. So this person is intuitive.

Yes, yes, they're very intuitive.

I think your brother's approachable.

Ah, he's approachable.

Yeah, anyway, [laughs],

[air whooshes] An actual angel.

Is that the whole thing?

That's the whole thing Me.

And then there's a face like,

[whines] Who me?

What's the face? And then heart.

[whines]

What is it?

It's like, [whines].

One more time.

[Dylan whines] Thank you.

This one's good.

Okay. [air whooshes]

Twitter should pay you for being here.

Oh well, I should be paid for a lot of things.

I mean I feel like you're really good at Twitter.

I feel like you call people out.

[Dylan coughs] You are funny.

Just enough but I don't use any social media.

I liked your fedora tweet the other--

What was that one? That was a fun one.

That was a fun one. That was a fun one.

I literally have one picture of me in a fedora

and they found it. And that's what they used.

Which just goes to show you,

never wear a fedora in public in case

someone can log it They use it against you.

in a library of fedoras.

I'd like to start that website.

It's just fedoras and jorts.

So something about Dylan, everyone, Dylan loves jorts.

I'm obsessed with them.

He likes to google jean shorts.

I do, I do.

Kevin Smith's huge jorts. Kevin Smith, yeah.

I go back to it all the time.

Highly recommend.

Yes.

You're so cute, ugh.

Ugh, U-G-H, how would you read that?

Ugh.

You're so cute, ugh.

I mean, I guess that was just super Jewish, I don't know.

[Dylan laughs] That's very sweet.

Dylan Sprouse [air whooshes]

still breaking my heart 10 years later.

What did you do to her?

I don't know.

What did I do?

I'm sorry.

Was Zack and Cody 10 years ago?

I don't know time anymore.

[air whooshes] This is everything right now.

I can't wait to see what you'll do with your life.

Congratulations.

These are just so genuine and nice.

These are nice, all of yours are nice.

Mine are just--

I have nothing interesting to say to that.

That is so kind.

I can't wait to see what you'll do with your life.

Which implies that you have a lot more to go, which is nice.

Not according to a man on the street that read my palm.

What did he say?

He said I had a short lifeline and then walked away.

[Dylan laughs]

It was horrible.

This was years ago and I think about it daily.

[air whooshes] This person wrote,

Dylan Sprouse acting.

Ooh, you got an acting compliment but it's in form of a GIF

and it's Ron Swanson saying, I'm really proud of you.

Oh, they're just proud of me.

They didn't say that I'm good,

they're just proud that I'm doing it.

[Hannah and Dylan laugh]

They're just proud.

They're like, Yeah, you go.

You go, kid.

You go do that. You get 'em.

[air whooshes] Have you ever seen

someone so pretty?

I cried.

You're getting physical ones now.

It's switching.

It's switching.

That's exciting to me.

I wanna be beautiful on the outside, so.

If you didn't have such a short lifeline

then you could--

That's true, I would have--

Well, maybe since I have a short lifeline

I could be beautiful forever

because I won't be an old person 'cause I'll be dead.

All those preservatives.

Sure.

Okay BennyBelieve says, [air whooshes]

Wow, I can't wait to see this one.

You've helped me trough, I think that means through.

You've helped me trough so many bad times in my life

without even knowing it.

I grew up watching you

and you cheered me up countless times.

Thank you for everything, Dylan.

Wow, that was sent from an Android, too.

That's a very genuine sweet one.

That's a very, really sweet one.

That was recent, too. That warms my heart.

Oh, and I think it was in response to Banana Split

'cause this was recently.

That's exciting.

[air whooshes] Loved Hannah in everything

I've seen her in.

Excited for this.

Great, that was genuine, as well.

These are just--

These are nice.

How did these get found 'cause I--

What a wholesome idea for a skit.

[laughs] This is just sweet. This is so wholesome.

This one says,

[air whooshes] You've the best feed

on Instagram, heart-eyes fire emoji,

clapping emoji. Feet?

Feed, feed. Oh, thank God.

I know, I thought we were gonna get

a lot more foot compliments on here.

[air whooshes] Lilhayah says,

The definition of fashion.

I like that that's a t-shirt that I ordered online

and I had my dogs' names airbrushed on it

for like $5. That is kinda rad though.

It's pretty cool, I like it.

[air whooshes] This one says,

You look like the Great Gatsby.

Is that another Leo reference or is that just--

Am I gonna die in a pool?

Is that what happened to him?

I thought so, right.

I thought he just threw extravagant parties.

Doesn't he like dies in a pool?

Great Gatsby, he dies in a pool.

[Crew] Yeah.

That's depressing.

You should probably check it out.

I mean it's a good book.

Okay, I'm on my last one, I don't know about you.

What about me?

Yeah, I'm on my last one, too.

[air whooshes] Heart skipped a beat.

[hand thuds]

Wow, thank you.

Thank you so much.

I think that's how it happens, I don't know.

I really loved how you reenacted that.

This is the last compliment and it is for both of us.

I'm very excited to share it.

Someone wrote,

[air whooshes] How can you just fall in love

with two characters in less than a minute?

This is how, heart, fire, clap emoji.

Heart, fire, [hands clap] clap.

Thank you for that.

That's very sweet.

That is sweet. I hope people

feel that way when they see Banana Split.

I think that they will.

I think that they will.

And then they'll hate me.

[upbeat instrumental music] What was it like

hearing those compliments?

It was very sweet but you know that saying

where you can hear like a thousand compliments

but if you read one insult One bad thing.

then that's what you remember.

So that was nice that these were all kind.

Kind, yeah.

These were all kind.

How did you feel?

Yeah, it felt good.

I think you're such a great actor and so funny

and so good at making mead.

She wins the compliment battle.

That's right.

She wins.

I think you won.

No, you're a nicer human being so you definitely won.

I think we both won.

On the inside, yes.

So thank you Teen Vogue, thanks for having us

and go watch Banana Split March 27th.