'Cobra Kai' Cast Competes in a Compliment Battle

Matt, who has a profile picture

of you in a bathtub with a rose in your mouth,

says, Cobra Kai never die I love you Jacob.

[laughs]

[calm music]

Hey, I'm Xolo Maridueña.

I am Mary Mouser.

I'm Peyton List.

I'm Jacob Scott Thomas Bertrand.

I'm Gianni DeCenzo

and we're with Teen Vogue to do a compliment battle.

[calm music]

Mary Mouser has one of the cutest eyes

and she has a good personality. She is a loyal girl.

I only have one eye in this world? What?

Biggest flex is that I've met this man.

Who?

Hannah Douglass.

Yeah.

Four months ago.

I don't recognize her.

[all laughing]

Hannah Douglass is crying at home right now,

don't do that.

This is from a verified person, so-

Okay.

Sam is every guy and girl's fantasy lol.

The lol is a little... at the end.

Yeah. I don't know if that's meant

to be sarcastic or not, but honestly

I like to imagine

that Sam is every guy's, girl's and they/them's

and everybody else's dream person, so.

Xolo is a very good troll l-o-l.

[all laughing]

Do you think they mean like troll

or like, aha troll.

[all laughing]

I'd piss my pants if I could kiss

someone as beautiful as Mary.

Mine are so much more ridiculous than yours.

I am so devastated, because-

[all laughing]

I am so devastated because I am only just

now finding out how fine Xolo Maridueña is, all right.

Wait how have they only just figure it out?

Oh!

I would like to apologize to him.

Yeah. I guess they're sorry. It's just, I

Just now!

Seal?

Hey, what day is it today? Just three days ago.

Just three days ago.

This is Brenda from a year ago.

[Gianni] All right Brenda.

Gianni is so cute. He's a kind little brother

who is very desirable.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's fair.

Mother and daughter wants you to know

that Xolo is the most mature and sensible of 'em all

heart eyes, heart eyes. Gosh. It is so hard not to love him.

Kissing you, kissing you, kissing you. One like.

So sensible. Oh, it's so hot. How sensible he is.

Slayer's Clan says Gianni's humor's on another level.

He's the funny one in the cast.

My all time favorite. Yee haw emoji.

[all laughing]

I'm very popular in the south.

Xolo Maridueña, You're all I need underneath the tree

and it is a giant emoji

of a Christmas tree to imply where they want to-

[all laughing]

They would like you under the tree now.

Okay. Reebz says there are five reasons

why I like to watch Cobra Kai

and Mary Mouser is four of them. Star face.

That doesn't count. Xolo did that. No! No way!

[Gianni] Press it.

[Bertrand] You push it.

You made me break.

What's the last reason though?

What do you think the last reason is Peyton?

I think it's Peyton List.

That's beautiful.

Peyton, I absolutely love you

but I just want you to know that I f-n hate

your character dude.

Oh, I feel bad saying that.

I thought this was compliments!

But you, but you play it well!

Total badass, eyes emoji.

I'm sorry. I didn't like that either.

Ur a meshi says Sam's a great character

and I especially love her dynamic with Daniel.

It is so underappreciated and your chemistry

with @Ralphmacchio is top notch.

That's very kind.

How nice of them.

I can't look at you for too long.

Nuh-uh, that does not count.

Sorry! She took it.

I watched all of your shows and movies Peyton List.

You are a wonderful singer and actor

and you are very talented and smart and I love your songs.

Please reply to me. It would mean a lot to me

if you reply, please

[Xolo] You better reply.

Okay, thank you!

They're just waiting for you to respond

to the reply right now.

Okay, thank you! Thank you! Thank you.

Strike First Media. Sam is the goat. We love her.

Thank you for bringing the Bonsai Badass

to life Mary. Sunglasses emoji.

I can't, anytime I hear Bonsai Badass

I get a little giggle. I think about that.

I think about as they announce as I'm walking out.

The Bonsai Badass.

Okay. Peyton, I love your eyeliner.

Oh my God.

[all laughing]

Your eyeliner looks good today.

Oh, thank you. I think they

were specifically complimenting Play Beauty actually. So.

Oh well. I guess.

Mary is so cute when she feels embarrassed.

You can tell because her cheeks turn red immediately.

[Peyton giggles]

Peyton List is great as Tory.

She really sells that she can kick anyone's

ass, male or female, a tragic character

that I hope finds her way to a better life.

A tragic character!

All these compliments are so backhanded.

Replying to @Peytonlist and @playbeauty.

So proud of you, queen.

Sorry. It was the lisp for me.

Clara says, Jacob seems like the sweetest guy ever.

I just wanna hug him

and have a good laugh with him. I love his energy.

I do have good energy.

Damn it.

@MagicalDan7 says

@Peytonlist Kick my ass, please!

Even though Hawk doesn't

do nerd [water bubble sound] anymore,

I hope that Dimitri and Hawk

will play MTG in the Cobra Kai season four.

Hey, yeah! It didn't happen.

They'll never laugh at Magic the Gathering.

It's too serious.

John Peters, Omaha John.

I think Peyton List's character

is the hero of the story lol

Wait what.

Matt, who has a profile picture

of you in a bathtub with a rose in your mouth,

says Cobra Kai, never die I love you Jacob.

[all laughing]

Taco law S zero zero taco taco says

Team Tory I don't give a shit Love that girl.

Hashtag Cobra Kai, with a snake. Hashtag team Tory,

hashtag Tory Nichols.

Emerald Cordova, seven months ago.

Dot dot, dot dot.

So are we not gonna about Xolo and Jacob's badass

bro friendship?

Sorry. There was no talk in there.

Question mark question mark.

I think they meant. So are we not gonna talk

about Xolo and Jacob's badass bro friendship?

We're not gonna talk about it.

No we're not talking about it.

I'm taking that.

[all laughing]

Morgan F, seven months ago.

[Gianni] Hi Morgan.

This has 3,100 likes.

So a lot of people agree with this.

Gianni is exactly like Dmitri.

I can't wrap my brain around it.

Hahahaha. Talk about the perfect casting

for a character.

Dude. I both resent that and love that for many reasons.

Hawks's actor, Jacob Bertrand from Cobra Kai is so hot

like I would love to date that man.

Alas sad, fake, like crying, sad face.

I don't know what alas means.

Alas is like Ah, but a lass.

It will never be.

So this person is really longing.

No alas stands for all that ass.

Ooh, this person's verified.

Oh okay.

Michael Coleman

[Gianni] Thank you Michael.

You @GianniDeCenzo are abso freaking awesome.

Hashtag Dimitri @CobraKaiSeries.

Hashtag Cobra Kai with a snake.

I mean I'm just- I'm just very flattered, I guess.

Thank you man. I appreciate it. Oh my gosh.

This is a couple's account. Tom Holland and Zendaya.

Oh my gosh.

You're back, I miss you Jacob.

Man. He seems so genuine. He seems just like

the character he plays but it only has 13 likes. So.

So no one likes that so no one agrees.

No one agrees with it.

Does it say to read it with that accent?

No, his name's Mark Lara V and he

just sounds British to me.

I see that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm genuine.

Very genuine person.

Why do you, no!

This one hurts my feelings on a personal level.

You are the best character period.

You have bad taste, Julius period.

Period, period.

You have terrible period, period.

Julius knows what's up

No hashtags. They're that confident that it'll go viral.

And they have no profile picture.

No profile picture?

They created this account yesterday.