Charli & Dixie D'Amelio Compete in a Compliment Battle

You're so pretty I just fell off the White House.

Stop looking at me like that.

Like what?

I'm not gonna laugh.

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Feel like I'll be okay at this.

I think you're gonna win.

If there's a winner, it's gonna be her.

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[both chuckle]

[alarm buzzing]

We didn't start yet.

[alarm buzzing]

You just laughed, too.

[alarm buzzing]

[laughing] Stop.

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Can we just agree that Charli D'Amelio is like,

just great over all?

I mean, I don't stan her,

but she's just nice

and like, talented. Like, go off. [laughing]

Yeah, that sounds about right. A hundred percent.

So you agree, you're super talented?

Yeah, but I don't stan.

I would never.

You wouldn't stan yourself?

No. Not at all.

When Dixie hates on herself,

I just want to punch her in the face.

Yep. I do too.

I also... I know who said this.

Yeah.

[Dixie laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Frick. Frick. Yeah.

I also would like to do that.

Wanna punch me in the face?

You want to punch me in the face?

Yeah, I would like to punch you.

Aw, that's so mean.

Because I love you so much it hurts.

Okay. Ow.

Oh my gosh.

[both laughing]

Wait, I didn't even read it yet.

[alarm buzzing]

[both laughing]

Charli really put her whole d'ussy into her Dunkin drinks,

for real. [laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Your d'ussy.

[alarm buzzing]

You only get one.

I'm laughing too. It's for both of us.

You really did.

I agree, I did. I killed that.

Go me.

Dixie Jane D'Amelio is that girl.

Double heart.

She's stunning.

Eye hearts.

At Dixie D'Amelio.

Aw.

If Charli has a hundred million fans, I am one.

If Charli has a hundred thousand fans, I am one.

If Charli has a hundred fans, I am one.

If Charli has one fan, I am one.

If Charli has zero fans, I died.

I live for Charli, I die for Charli,

I kill for Charli, I am Charli.

Charli D'Amelio.

[both laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

I am Charli.

[both laughing]

The ones for me are so much better-

[Dixie laughing, alarm buzzing]

Anyway. I can't even read.

I don't know if y'all know this,

but at Dixie D'Amelio is superior.

That is all. Have a blessed day.

Yeah.

[Dixie laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Frick

You just gotta wait enough.

I know. She'll do it.

I like compliments.

Y'all, I'm gonna be honest.

The Charli D'Amelio perfume smells so [bleep] good.

I'm not into perfume though to explain the notes.

It smells like amber, pink sugar

with a hint of jasmine and pear.

How are they not into perfume

but know all of that about perfume?

Those are the notes.

They really got that spot on.

Y'all, why can Dixie D'Amelio actually sing, and-

[Dixie laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Those are my favorite, come on.

And her songs are kinda bops.

OMG queen.

I love those kinds of backhanded compliments.

It feels good because I'm surprising someone.

I appreciate that.

Changing the minds of the people.

Yeah.

I aspire to be like Charli D'Amelio

because she's a bad bitch

yet so kind at the same time

and that waist is snatched as well.

[both laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

I knew you were going to laugh.

There's so many different points being hit

in that one tweet.

I mean, I think you need to frame that

and put it on your wall.

Can I?

Can someone send me that?

You're so pretty I just fell off the White House.

Stop looking at me like that.

Like what?

I'm not gonna laugh.

Okay.

Charli D'Amelio is so gorgeous.

I'm crying, throwing up, screaming, ah.

She's gorgeous.

Imagine looking at myself in the mirror,

feeling that same way.

Every day you do that? Everyday.

Okay. I cry.

Yeah, because you're so gorgeous.

Mhm. Yeah.

Dixie D'Amelio snapped with her album, I fear.

Aw. Thanks.

Charli D'Amelio low key has the moves

and she's a baddie.

Stay mad. [laughing]

Why are they mad?

Such a baddie with the moves.

Slay.

I never say that.

I don't know why I'm saying it so many times.

[Charli] Killing it.

And snatched waist.

Excuse me, I can't answer right now.

I'm admiring Dixie singing.

Oh.

Okay.

My tweets are more funny than yours.

Yours are like, just nice.

Everyone's saying you have a good vibe.

My vibe today is like-

Chill. Mysterious.

Yeah, but you're also dressed like a teacher.

Slutty teacher.

[alarm buzzing]

I love everything in Dixie.

Her personality-

[Dixie laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Her personality, smile, sense of humor.

I just love her for being the best

and unique Dixie Jane D'Amelio.

Heart. Exclamation point heart.

[Dixie laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

I don't have an idol, I have Charli.

She's like an older sister friend to me.

I look up to her so much.

She makes me smile every day

and she's so funny.

She has the most beautiful smile on planet Earth.

Charli deserves the absolute world.

That will always be my fave.

No one can change that.

I think that too.

Do you think they were being serious

or joking when they wrote that?

I wanna be friends with Dixie D'Amelio so bad.

Bye.

She's so funny.

Did you add that?

Oh.

Aw.

I would want to be friends with me, too.

I hate when people say that they think they're funny,

[laughing] but I really- [laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

Stop it. [laughing]

I really think I'm funny.

But no one sees my humor.

But Charli's really funny, too.

I keep that contained.

All jokes aside, Charli D'Amelio is actually a baddie.

You are. You are a baddie.

Snatched waist with your d'ussy. [laughing]

[Charli sighing]

[alarm buzzing]

I didn't laugh.

[Dixie laughing]

I took a breath.

[alarm buzzing]

You're laughing.

At Dixie D'Amelio, you're so gorg, please?

Gorg?

Gorg.

Gorge. Gorg. [laughing]

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[button clattering]

[both laughing]

Oh my god.

I never thought this would be so intense.

[Charli] I'm sweating.

Why is Charli D'Amelio so pretty?

Like, for what?

She makes my heart go, it's like a heart

and then another little heart

and then a big heart and then a heart

and then it's like-

Like a heartbeat?

[Dixie] Yeah, it's like heart beating.

You make my heart beat.

I hope your heart's beating.

And they spelled your name wrong. [laughing]

[alarm buzzing]

The button is off limits.

Slay.

Queen.

At Dixie D'Amelio, you are so gorgeous.

Aw thanks.

Bruh, Born Dreamers smells so good. Heart eyes.

At Charli D'Amelio.

I know.

I didn't know what to expect

when I was putting out Born Dreamer.

Obviously, I knew that I loved it

and the people around me loved it.

You never know.

I didn't go into it with any expectations.

So then seeing the feedback was really,

really crazy to me.

So I think I lost this challenge.

I laughed a lot.

[alarm buzzing]

This frickin' button is going to be the death of me.

As the winner of this challenge,

I feel very happy to sit here

and compliment my best friend, sister, and roommate.

And womb-ate. [laughing]

[alarm buzzes]

That was stupid, you should lose just for that.

Thank you guys so much for watching.

Thank you Teen Vogue, we love you.

Bye.

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