David Dobrik Guesses How Fans Responded to a Survey About Him

Okay, oh, what, what?

I must talk about myself too much.

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It's David Dobrik and today,

I'm doing the David Dobrik Fan Survey.

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You want me to do it now?

[Interviewer] Yeah, right now.

Okay.

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You really surveyed the crap out of these people.

I feel like the last kid in the class

when he finished his test.

[Interviewer] How old do you think

was the oldest person to take this quiz?

The oldest person to take the quiz?

19.

[Interviewer] What about the youngest?

14.

[Interviewer] What do you think the average age was?

15.

[Interviewer] Why don't we hand David

the age results real quick?

Okay, the oldest person was 37.

That was probably by mom.

The youngest person was 11, which is my younger sibling.

Average age, 16.6, very specific.

And the most common age was 15.

I'll be honest, I saw this

and that's why I guessed the most common age 15 right,

'cause I cheated [laughs]

but these other ones, I was completely off.

[Interviewer] What surprises you the most?

That people took the survey [laughs].

[Interviewer] How many people did you think

was gonna take the survey?

I don't know.

Do they get a gift card if they complete it?

[Interviewer] We didn't do that.

I assumed like 25 people

would've taken the survey, or like 20.

But for some reason, when I imagine you guys

surveying people, I just imagine you guys

out like downtown being like hey,

can you guys answer these questions?

And people just being like [bleeping].

Who is David Dobrik?

Who do I look like?

I mean, a lot of people say Brad Pitt.

When I was younger, I got like,

when I was thinner in my face, I got Dylan O'Brian,

but that was when I was really thin.

That's about it.

All I can think of is Brad Pitt and Dylan O'Brian.

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans would say?

Probably Ryan Reynolds.

I don't know, I'm actually very curious

to see what they would say.

I'm gonna be offended [laughs].

Holy [bleeping] that just flew out of the ground.

First one, oh duh, yes!

I've got Lukas Graham a lot.

I should've said this one.

133 people said this.

I'm an idiot.

We just look like Polish boys.

We've got the same nose and I think the same eyes.

I'm just falling in love with him.

Okay, next one is, oh yeah,

okay, I've gotten this one too.

I don't know why I blanked on these

because I get these tweeted a bunch.

You know what it is?

I think it's adults that look like kids.

I think that's kinda what I look like.

So far, I'm very happy to be compared to these guys.

Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt.

Justin, oh even better, Justin Bieber!

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I don't see this one.

When I was younger, I had the exact same hair as him,

so that would make sense.

It's just that zero people said this.

I'm gonna actually put this in my pocket.

Oh yes, Danny DeVito!

We do have the same face

and my hair is definitely thinning, so I'm getting there.

I do kinda look like Danby DeVito.

All right, here we go.

Yes, Lord Farquaad!

This one I get all the time.

This one, I think I get more than all of those.

Only four people, though.

Because my hair does this thing,

especially when I let it curl really long,

I look exactly like Lord Farquaad.

[bleeping] you guys.

Next one.

A mop.

My mom, my dad or my sister probably said this.

You guys couldn't find a picture of a map.

Okay, next one.

[laughing] Channing Tatum.

One person said this.

You're a [bleeping] who took the survey

who was just like, screw this kid.

No, this isn't it.

This is definitely not it.

They're talking about my body for that one.

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[Interviewer] What height do you think

your fans would guess?

A lot of people think I'm a lot shorter,

so I would guess like 5'8.

My face is always so close to my camera

so people think I'm this really small, squishy dude,

but [laughs] I'm pretty lengthy.

Unless you're taller than me,

then you go, oh, he's really short.

5'10.

Solid guess, 'cause that's correct.

67.3%, that's pretty good.

4% of people thought I was six feet, which is pretty good.

Most people thought I was 5'10.

Pretty solid.

He was 14.

No, I'm kidding, he was 17.

It was this girl, she went to a different school,

which sounds like I'm making it up [laughs].

You don't know her.

It was planned.

It wasn't cool or romantic.

It was like, oh, we should meet up and I'm gonna kiss you.

And I was 17.

You'd think it would be different,

but yeah, and then we met up at the park.

It was really cold outside.

There was snot dripping down

and then I just went in for the kiss

and she got the flu for three weeks.

I think people are gonna guess really high.

27% of people answered saying I was 17

and that's the correct answer.

I'm surprised there's not an option that says

he hasn't had his first kiss.

This one I think if you watch my videos,

you're gonna get it.

I think everyone is gonna say Tesla,

and if you don't say Tesla,

then just stop doing the survey

because you're completely wrong.

I think about 150 of them didn't guess Tesla.

Crazy printer.

Tesla, good, 99.5% of people.

Only five people got it wrong.

Couple people thought I have a Lamborghini,

which is pretty cool.

All I talk about is my car.

It's my favorite,

my favorite quality about me is my car.

I talk to my car more than I talk to my family.

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[Interviewer] Is there any reason for fans

to know the answer?

Yes, 'cause I've talked about this.

'Cause I'm embarrassed of it.

I use Suave for kids.

It's the safest on my skin.

My mom used to bathe me in it when I was 11.

I think 35% of people would guess what I use.

More than 52% said I use Suave Kids Strawberry.

That's really good.

And I actually really love strawberry.

Strawberry and watermelon are my favorites.

Some other people said Dove Men.

Never.

Irish Spring, I don't know what that is.

Johnson & Johnson, maybe that's my next step.

My first job job was I was a waiter at a retirement home.

It's kind of tough sometimes at a retirement home.

There was a time when I had to clean up

after one of the residents.

Pooped.

I'm trying to find the most appropriate word.

Are people watching this eating breakfast?

I think they'll get the retirement home.

Waiter at a retirement home.

Waiter at a retirement home!

Nice, 46%.

Still half the people got it wrong.

Movie theater usher, I wish.

That was one of my dream jobs as a kid.

McDonald's burger maker.

I was a McDonald's burger eater.

Newspaper boy, no, but that would be cool.

Inside David's Mind.

This is my favorite part.

Let's do it.

[Interviewer] Which of these activities

would David wanna do the most?

Okay, climb Mount Everest with the Queen.

Or just grab tea with her.

Probably grab tea with the Queen.

That'd be cool.

That'd be really cool,

'cause I don't know what we'd talk about,

but I'd really enjoy her company.

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

Probably tea with the Queen.

Really?

Oh wow.

Okay, I guess you guys all think like me.

It's just kinda weird.

25%, that's the majority of the answers.

[Interviewer] Yeah, well a quarter of the answers.

Yeah, well no shit, David.

25% of a quarter [laughs].

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I almost don't know what that means.

Oh, actual other people named David.

David, David, David, David, David.

I can't think of another David.

David Copperfield, 'cause I just learned a magic trick

and it's only one trick,

but it works every time

and people go like, okay, that's pretty good,

and that's the best reaction.

Do you guys have a deck of cards?

[Interviewer] Not right now.

But you can get it in how fast?

[Interviewer] What's a David you think your fans

might know? You sound like you don't

wanna see the trick.

If they're gonna compare me to anyone,

I would assume it's like David Spade.

'Cause we're both kind of like,

super just average dudes.

Is that a good thing to say about David Spade?

David Spade, you ain't [bleeping] but neither am I!

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Oh, David Schwimmer, 68 people said this.

Okay, that's kinda cool.

I guess I have a good group of friends.

Duh, why would I miss this one?

The most obvious one.

David Beckham, this is [bleeping] crazy.

This dude is crazy good-looking.

Right?

[Interviewer] How many people said David Beckham?

Not enough, 37.

I'm gonna pocket this one too.

Oh, David Bowie.

He had two different colored eyes?

22 people said David Bowie.

Thank you for that.

They're just listing other Davids.

It's not like they're actually comparing me.

David Hasselhoff.

Again, yes, 21 people said

I identify myself with David Hasselhoff.

We have the same pecs.

Larry David, one person.

Again, same hairline, gimmie two years.

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Sense of humor.

You have to have someone

that you can have easy conversations with.

Someone that doesn't take things too seriously.

I would like to argue with my partner about things,

but like, all in good fun.

What do you think the fans were gonna say?

I think they're gonna say sense of humor.

66% said sense of humor.

Snuggability.

One person said height.

I'm very scared of people that was taller than me,

so that would be a good one.

[Interviewer] Which of these responses

do you care the least about?

Probably personal style.

'Cause I have none,

so it'd be very, very unfair.

Oh, I think they're gonna say teeth

'cause I would say teeth 'cause I had braces.

When you have braces, you really appreciate your teeth.

So I think teeth.

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Majority of people said his hair

and 29% of people said his teeth.

So pretty close.

It's crazy that people would say his hair

'cause I get so much [bleeping] for my hair.

[Interviewer] Why?

I don't know how to get a haircut

and people make fun of me for it

because when they cut my hair,

I look like I got, you know, there's a bowl on my head

which I'm fine with but that's what I like.

So I'm surprised people are saying that I like my hair

which is kinda nice.

Transmutations.

I don't know what that is.

[Interviewer] It's when you take something

and make it something that it's not.

It's not the ink blots, right?

'Cause this would definitely be a citizenship test.

And I would [bleeping] know.

Andale Mono or Wingdings.

[Interviewer] Do think you have an idea

that the fans might choose?

No idea [laughs].

How am I supposed to know that?

Can I have a picture of the answer?

Before you go, what font am I? [laughs]

183 people said Comic Sans.

That's a really cool font, I like that.

Times New Roman.

In high school, I was very much Times New Roman.

That's all we would use.

Arial.

This one I think is the most boring one.

This one I don't like.

54 people said this, that's not true.

43 people said bold, I like that.

40 people said Typewriter.

If you had to compare David to a food, animal or plant,

which one would he be?

He'd be a Chipotle burrito.

It looks like he's got everything together on the outside,

but inside, it's just a mess and it's soft and chewy

and it can fall apart any second.

[Interviewer] We've got a folder for you

to kinda go through--

I love folders.

Hand me the facts.

First one [laughing].

Okay, a bunny.

I can see myself being a bunny.

99 people said puppy.

I see bunny more.

Puppy's good.

Sour Patch Kid, which is delicious.

25 people said this.

That's pretty on point.

There's no burrito.

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Hopes, Dreams and Fears.

Chris Pratt.

Is he behind me?

[Interviewer] Who do you think the fans would say?

I think they would say my friends.

The results are in.

Most people said Shane Dawson.

Yeah, that would be great.

I actually have no idea what I would do.

20% said Chris Pratt.

18% said Tom Cruise.

I'd love that too.

I mean, these are all great.

I'd collab with anybody, I'm pretty easy.

I mean, dream's tough.

Because I have this dream a lot

where I take out my eyeball

and I put it in the cupholder of my car,

but when I think of dream,

I think of I would love to be a late night talkshow host

at one point.

Unless they got the eyeball one, that's crazy.

And then we gotta go meet these people

'cause they have talents.

I would say it's to be a late night talkshow host.

Okay, what, what?

Where have I talked about eyeball in a cup?

Have I said that?

10 people said eyeball in a cup.

I must talk about myself too much.

When the first person said it,

you're probably like oh, let's get rid of this guy.

Then it was like, why are more people saying this?

That's crazy.

One of my biggest fears is a car crash in an accident.

Meeting Ariana, that is a dream, that's for sure.

I'd be a tennis player

'cause I used to play tennis

and I think that's my favorite sport.

I love tennis, I don't know.

I think they'd pick tennis.

Tennis, 276 people.

That's actually not that many said tennis.

91 people said track and running.

I wouldn't like to do it

but I could see myself dabbling in that.

Swimming.

I don't even know how to float so that's there.

Gymnastics, no way.

People that said this are lying.

And 26 people said basketball.

This is a sport I would love to be good at.

You can play it anywhere, any time,

and it helps you with throwing stuff out into the garbage

so basketball is great.

Badminton, someone said he would be the bird.

I wanna find this person.

[Interviewer] How many people said that?

Don't give a [bleeping].

Just want the name.

Who said it?

Who is this person?

[Interviewer] Joel.

Joel.

I'm gonna find you, Joel.

I love badminton, so I'm surprised not more people said it

but only one person said this.

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[Interviewer] What does David mean to you?

This is a heavy word, but maybe escape.

Maybe something where they don't have to

worry about whatever they're stressed out about.

They can just watch out friend group do certain things

and maybe they can feel they're a part of it.

Pretty deep.

Describe David Dobrik in one word.

You haven't missed a throw, by the way,

which is petty solid.

Everything.

190 people said that.

Wow.

That's pretty nice [laughs].

That's a lot.

Happiness, that's sweet too.

152 people said that, I'm tearing up.

Let's get through these.

Inspiration, inspiring.

61 people said that, thank you.

This is the one I was looking for.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Two people said that.

Very clever people.

Adorkable, one person said this.

I would hope that they would say in a positive way

because if they watch my videos,

I hope that's what they get from it.

I hope they don't leave more bummmed out.

[bleeping] [laughing]

Oh wow.

He's somewhere I can go to de-stress.

I love when he uploads

because I know my day will be that much brighter

for those four minutes and 20 seconds.

Thank you.

That'd be crazy is 100 people said the exact same thing.

Honestly, I've been going through a lot

and David has really helped me understand

the meaning of life and brings me so much joy and happiness.

That's really sweet.

Okay, I can't stop talking about him.

Could affect social life, send help.

Solid.

David and his friends have inspired me

to follow my own dreams and start my own channel

as well as push my comfort zone.

Our life hasn't always been easy,

but I love a good challenge.

Seeing David on his adventures

makes me feel like I can do the same.

They're all really sweet.

Thank you for that.

We're gonna end this before I start crying.

There's a lot of people that know a lot about me

which is crazy.

Most of these people, I'm assuming I've never met.

The fact that the videos mean so much to people

is really cool.

To everyone that took the quiz,

I'm sorry you guys spent all that time

filling out those weird questions

and thank you for figuring out what font I am.

I appreciate you guys.

I'm sorry you had to take the quiz.