Eva Gutowski Guesses How 1,468 Fans Responded to a Survey About Her

Okay let's see.

This seems like a test that would be like

on the SAT or something, so I'm probably gonna fail this

because my SAT scores, gonna be honest, weren't that great.

The official Eva Gutowski Fan, I was gonna say surgery.

I don't know why I read surgery.

Hey guys, I'm Eva Gutowski and 1,468 of you guys

took a survey about me.

That's pretty insane.

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Shut up. We're rolling in here buddy.

How old was the oldest person to take the survey?

Well my Instagram demographics, there's some really

creepy old people on there, so I'm gonna say like 59.

[Producer] How old was the youngest

person to take the survey?

I'm gonna say like seven.

Average age, I'm gonna say 14 1/2.

[Producer] Most common age?

Most common age, wouldn't that just be average?

This is a trick question.

14 3/4.

[Producer] Now let's take a look at the results.

Oh my gosh.

Oldest person is 67.

Did like, no my grandma's 69, so she wouldn't have.

Maybe she lied about her age.

Youngest person six.

Six, that's crazy.

Average age, 15.8, wow.

And then most common age was 15.

Yeah that makes sense.

I meet a lot of 15 year olds.

You guys are really cool.

[Producer] Any of these results surprise you.

Probably six surprises me.

Just 'cause like, six, like what was I doing at six?

Like, first grade?

I guess you know, I was like hacking computers at six

so never mind, doesn't surprise me.

Inside Eva's mind.

Who is Eva's doppelganger?

There's been some people that people say that I look like,

like this Jessica chick from American Idol.

I used to get that all the time.

And then when I first started my YouTube channel,

everyone said that I looked like Demi Lovato.

I definitely don't look like Demi Lovato,

but if you looked back at like 2014 Eva,

maybe sometimes you can see it.

But you know now, I don't know,

I don't really think I look like anyone.

[Producer] Let's see what the fans have to say.

I'm scared.

Is there gonna be like a potato in here?

Oh my sister.

258 people said my sister.

Okay yeah, my sister and I do look very much alike.

Ariana Grande?

What?

58 people said Ariana Grande.

I'm sorry I don't see that.

42 people said Zendaya, okay thanks guys.

I love Zendaya, that means a lot, wow.

Beyonce?

What?

38 people said Beyonce.

You guys.

What is similar?

Nothing.

Our radiance, our elegance, that's it.

18 people said Meghan Markle.

Actually I have gotten Meghan Markle quite a few times.

Six people said Dora the Explorer.

Dora's hot.

I would say the most surprising is Ariana Grande.

I really just don't see it.

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[Producer] What do you think was Eva's first job?

My first job was working at a pizza restaurant.

I learned how to make pizza the best.

So I can make you any pizza.

You want barbecue?

I don't eat meat but I can slay a barbecue pizza.

When I had 50,000 subscribers, I quit my pizza restaurant

to do YouTube full time and my manager literally

yelled at me and made me feel so stupid and he was like,

You think this YouTube thing's gonna go anywhere?

Like, Good luck.

And yeah, I guess it worked out.

YouTube.

No, I worked as a real employee somewhere

and I learned the value of hard work.

No YouTube teaches hard work but like there is nothing

like working a service job.

You learn so much.

A waitress.

I never worked as a waitress

but I guess I did like take orders.

94 people said cashier at a pizza shop.

You guys are right.

Starbucks.

I never worked at a coffee shop or a Starbucks.

Aerial silk teacher, one person.

No.

Well all right.

What is my catchphrase?

It makes me feel like a cartoon character.

I would say my catchphrase is holy schnitzel.

And I used to say that because I didn't want to say

the S word on YouTube,

like this is a family friendly channel you know?

I think the fans fully know this is my catchphrase, 100%.

You guys are the schnitzel squad, that is that.

All right 1,068 people said holy schnitzel.

That is correct.

520 people said what's up guys.

I do say what's up guys.

That is true.

92 people said hey guys, no.

64 people said literally my life.

That's pretty Shane's catchphrase, Shane Dawson.

But it's not literally my life.

[Producer] Are you surprised by any of these results?

I actually am surprised by what's up guys

'cause I just think that's my intro, but yeah.

What career does Eva want to emulate?

I think for the people that have followed me

for a really long time you would know that I in high school

decided I was going to be Oprah Winfrey.

I wanted to like write and I wanted to act

and I wanted to produce and like I wanted to do

so many things and I didn't have anyone that I could like

tell people like to make them understand

all the things that I wanted to do except for Oprah.

[Producer] You think the fans are gonna say Oprah?

I think like, a small amount maybe,

but like those are the people that like really know me.

[Producer] Okay let's take a look.

'Kay here we go.

292 people said photographer.

You know I'm gonna say okay.

There's so many more things that I like to do though.

204 people said DJ, yes, I would love to be a DJ.

I am a DJ guys.

If you come over, I will play you music.

I will like mix for you.

Oprah, 180 people said Oprah.

It's funny that 180 people said Oprah

and 204 people said DJ.

So that probably means 104 people have followed me

for like a really long time and then the 204 people

for the DJ probably followed me since like 2016.

56 people said her own career.

So I guess that's like the same as Oprah.

I just wanted to like do all the things that I love.

That's basically it.

What is this one, what the heck is this one?

Oh my gosh.

Only one person said

the people in the pods in Blue Planet.

This person like know, knows me.

I really wanna meet this person.

I actually did really want to be in my exact words,

the person that goes down in the pods

in the deep sea at Blue Planet.

[Producer] Are you surprised by any of these results?

Very surprised that the one person knew

that I wanted to be in the pod in Blue Planet.

Are you my soulmate?

Oh.

Transmutations.

[Producer] If Eva were a plant, animal, or food,

which of these three would she be and why?

So I would probably be an animal

just 'cause like I'm pretty active.

I'm gonna say like a lion because I'm a Leo

and I'm really loyal and my hair's really curly.

So like it can really look like a lion.

[Producer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

I feel like a lot of them are gonna say a lion as well

'cause they know I'm a Leo and I always get comments

when I have my curly hair

and they're like, Oh my god you're a lion.

All right.

648 people said I'm a plant.

I do eat plants but I'm not a plant.

212 people said flower.

I am not a flower, okay.

Like that is the last thing that I am.

A dog?

164 people said a dog?

A coconut?

68 people said a coconut.

Honestly I would pick a coconut over a freaking dog.

Food, and more specifically schnitzel.

Plant.

Hopes, dreams, and fears.

What is Eva's irrational fear?

I have three of them, dates, not dates with people.

I'm actually very good with dates with people.

Dates, the food, that like disgusting cockroach looking item

that people put into smoothies.

Dates scare the crap outta me.

Second one, ketchup.

Ketchup scares me as well.

I think it's so disgusting.

If I smell it I'll gag.

But the final one that I actually will run from

are freaking butterflies.

They're so scary.

They're so scary.

[Producer] What do you think the fans will say?

You know I'm gonna say some of you guys said butterflies.

It's just something that you don't forget.

Like you know, Eva's afraid of butterflies.

It's just so like stupid.

Okay.

340 people said spiders.

You know spiders scare me, but I'm honestly going to say

if there's a butterfly in my house,

I probably would be more freaked out.

Ghosts, 132 people said ghosts.

My house actually was haunted for four freaking years

so I know how to handle a ghost.

I'm not afraid of ghosts,

we're actually homies, we hang out.

Oh trypophobia.

I would just like to say thank you

for someone putting trypophobia on here

but not putting an actually scary photo.

'Cause this is fine.

But I am disgusted by like small holes.

Do not look up the inside of a camels mouth.

Do not look up tripe.

There's just so many things that have scared me.

76 people said heights.

I am afraid of heights but I'm learning to get over it.

I've been like going on helicopters a lot.

I've been rock climbing a lot and it's been really fun.

Burping, this is my biggest pet peeve

but I'm not afraid of burping.

I just think it's so disgusting.

Only 20 people said ketchup?

I would say ketchup over all of these things.

What would be written on my headstone?

Here lies Eva, the most loyal, baddest bitch,

ever to have existed on YouTube.

I'm not gonna say the world because Beyonce exists.

[Producer] Any idea what the fans might've suggested?

I hope they say the same thing.

My life as Eva?

That's the lamest headstone.

90 people said My life as Eva.

Literally my life.

I don't think that's gonna be on my headstone, 60 people.

Holy schnitzel?

Guys, 16 people.

My death as Eva, that's so funny.

Eight people said my death as Eva.

That's really funny.

Bye queen, one person.

No.

Here lies the schnitziest schnitzel of them all.

That's so cute, one person said this.

She's now a holy schnitzel.

This is my favorite one.

You know what, screw what I said,

this will be on my headstone.

When I die, someone come back to this video

and put that on my headstone please.

[Producer] What is a recurring dream Eva has had?

All of my recurring dreams are like

literally me being like chased and like kidnapped.

It's really weird.

[Producer] What do you think the fans will say?

I have an idea but I'm not gonna say it.

All right here we go.

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I knew it.

I have had a lot of dreams about Brent, okay?

202.

Falling, 134 people.

I have never fallen in a dream.

Ghosts and being haunted.

I don't have any ghost dreams.

106 people said that.

Hawaii, I actually don't dream about Hawaii.

34 people said naked at school.

No I've never had one of these dreams before.

Being John Cena, one person said that.

Actually have, no I'm just kidding.

No dreams about John Cena.

What does Eva mean to you?

[Producer] What do you think the fans will say?

Oh gosh, I don't know.

I'm gonna say someone that can be the face

of like a little bit of reality.

You don't just have to be funny.

You don't just have to be pretty.

Like you don't just have to be creative.

You can be whatever you want and you can be a ton of things.

She and her videos hold a very special place in my heart

because she's the only YouTuber for me that manages

to always spread love

and positivity while still staying real.

Her style and many different talents inspire me

every day to try new things and eventually become

the best version of myself.

She's my go to source when I need inspiration,

motivation, or an emotional uplifting.

Love you Eva.

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This is so beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm also finding inspiration daily as well.

So it's cool that we're growing together.

Wow, where do I even start?

I feel like she's the only YouTuber that I still watch

and enjoy her videos and personality.

She doesn't change for anyone

and she's insanely beautiful.

Sometimes I wonder how someone gets that beautiful.

But I'm actually in love with her

and when she likes my comments I save them

to a folder of screenshots.

Words can't describe her because you can't just

give her words when she deserves mountains.

Have I found my soulmate?

Like oh my god.

But I don't know what else to say,

just that I really wish to meet her one day

and tell her that she is my absolute inspiration.

Thank you Eva.

My heart, my soul.

Can I keep this?

Okay, I'm gonna keep this folder

and just like keep it like,

right under here, yeah tuck it right there.

There ya go.

Right close to my heart.

[Producer] So what surprised you

the most about this survey?

How soft you guys think I am.

Okay, I'm not a flower, I'm not a plant.

I don't just walk around pettin' dogs all day.

[Producer] If there is anything you wanna say

to all your fans that took the survey, now's the time.

I would just like to say thank you

for taking the survey, that's pretty insane

that so many of you guys took the time

to answer those questions and it's really cool

to know that you guys know me so well.

Some of you guys don't.

Not gonna lie.

But now that we're all together here,

we learned so much more about each other.

So going forward, I'm a lion.

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