Ezra Miller and Eddie Redmayne Compete in a Compliment Battle

Friends be like Oh you always look so ridiculous

when you pout your lips in photographs.

I have such gigantic lips

just shutting my lips That's how my lips are.

I just shut my lips.

People are like

Ugh you're pouting so much. Yeah smoldering, yeah.

We are Edzra Miller-mayne,

and we are going to compliment battle

each other to the death.

[upbeat music]

I can't wait and I'm fiercely competitive.

Okay, are we gonna keep holding hands

through the whole time? Ready, go.

Eddie Redmayne's existence

Mmhmm

is a blessing.

And that's true. Aw

That's so lovely.

Yeah, no you're gonna crumple.

I'm already sweating, okay.

Ezra Miller from Luna is God's gift to the world.

Luna Lovegood?

Mmm, would be my great-granddaughter in-law.

Eddie Redmayne is a phenomenal talent

words cannot even begin to describe it.

This is my favorite game ever.

I think we should just do this game

everyday before work. Everyday.

Ezra Miller is an underappreciated, talented,

kind, funny, sweet, inspiring actor

and I wish he got more recognition.

Wow, I like this.

Eddie Redmayne is the whole package,

kindness, beauty, talent,

and a good sense of humor to the brim.

[laughter]

We all need some Ezra Miller in us.

[laughter]

The dude is so comfortable in his skin

and who he is. I'm in my skin?

And it's good-- Yeah, he is so talented.

Eddie is so pure for this world,

he is a blessing.

Blessing, there's a lot of blessing.

You are a blessing, but you'll like this part,

too fragile to handle.

[laughter]

I love this human being so much.

♪ My heart is like a package ♪

♪ With a fragile label on it. ♪

♪ Be careful with me. ♪

Life is a disaster, but we have Ezra Miller.

Based on something I said one time.

Oh, what did you say?

Life is a disaster but we have each other.

Not saying he doesn't have other talents,

but that Eddie Redmayne sure can wear a suit.

Oh yeah, took years of training.

And you know what I like about you,

is the way you smolder

Ooh, what do I do, smize.

You like.

[laughter]

Really not fair that Ezra Miller

just gets to look like that.

Yeah, well, you know what they say,

life isn't fair. When you're on a film set,

he literally chops through scenery.

He's like a cute unicorn and a hot guy,

and the greatest artist,

and so masculine and so delicate,

and so perfect, heart eye face emoji,

heart eye face emoji, heart eye face emoji,

heart eye face emoji.

Can I keep all of these?

I have to go to hospital since Ezra got me so shook,

emoji.

Can you believe Eddie Redmayne invented beauty.

[laughter]

Oh my gosh, wait can you look back,

'cause you're smoldering, you see the smolder,

at the bottom Oh it's smoldering.

That's the one I'm talking about.

Can we try and re-create it?

See you don't even need to smolder you just look.

I'd probably cut myself on your jaw,

and that is basically something that I would agree with,

because it's very sharp.

It can be.

That is really sharp

Eddie Redmayne can sing, he can act,

and his forward-swept boy band hair is on point,

[laughter]

hashtag triple threat, hashtag oscars.

[laughter]

That's my favorite so far.

You look so happy I can't breathe.

Eddie is my favorite actor ever,

he is also very handsome and I love his freckles.

He has such feeling and expression in his acting

and it is so real and beautiful

and wonderful how amazing he is in his movies,

movie emoji, I just love him, two black hearts.

Black hearts?

Ezra Miller has no Yeah I think like--

business looking this good,

like are y'all seeing this [beep]?

Talented, brilliant, incredible,

amazing, show-stopping, spectacular!

Are y'all seeing this [beep]?

That was so perfect.

Good.

Saranghaeyo

Great perfect eyes from a awesome actor,

no sorry, I gotta get this right.

Great perfect eyes from a awesome

greatest actor in the world, two black hearts.

Ezra Miller looks like a cloud of positivity.

Eddie is a precious little cinnamon roll heart eye emojis.

This whole cinnamon roll thing

has become quite a thing, now what does it mean?

I don't know if I wanna be-- Have you ever been to a mall

in New Jersey?

No.

Okay good, you are so weird,

that's awesome, I wish we were friends.

Weird it comes from the germanic veird,

which means faded, or meant to be,

that is so veird.

That is so cool.

This is so veird, vas is this?

Eddie is a hufflepuff, and he's a perfect Newt,

and I love him.

I love you too.

Yeah that's Ana Luisa Campos.

I love you more than avocados.

And I don't even like avocados.

Eddie Redmayne will someday murder me

with his cuteness and sheer talent,

all in caps.

That's a screen name. If Ezra Miller started

a cult I would join it.

Well I have and you can.

It started on the first day of filming,

That's right.

Of Fantastic Beasts and I've been trailing ever since.

What a splendidly spiffing fellow he is to be sure.

Are they English?

Exclamation point.

Either english or Anglophilic.

Dreamt that Ezra Miller invited me to his house

and I asked if he has a knife because I brought mangoes

and he said he doesn't have a knife, he just uses his jaw,

and proceeds to peel the mango with his jaw,

and then I woke up. Can I do that?

Do you think that's someone's real true account

of a dream they re-- I don't know.

What we defined from this is that Ezra Miller

has started a cult, should basically

start chopping mangoes with his jaw,

and looks really good whilst doing this

next to a piano.

And we've learned that Eddie has never been

to a mall in New Jersey,

Doesn't know what a cinnamon roll is

And doesn't know what a cinnamon roll is.

I think it's a positive thing, they're delicious

and you know what they are, they're aromatic.