Anwar Jibawi Guesses How 1,197 Fans Responded to a Survey About Him

Yeah, do a cat walk.

Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.

Oh my god, guys.

They want me to do it,

this what you guys want?

Is this what you want?

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This is the official Anwar Jibawi fan survey.

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[pulls chair out]

[ding]

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[Interviewer] How old was the oldest

person that took this survey?

Forty.

[Interviewer] How old was the youngest person?

Seven?

[Interviewer] What do you think the average

age of a person that took this survey was?

16.

[Interviewer] The most common age.

The most common age, 16.

[Interviewer] Let's take a look

at the results on the screen.

It could go one by one.

Wow, oldest person, 56.

Youngest person, five.

What?

Where'd you guys find a five year old?

[Interviewer] The internet.

You guys found a five year old on the internet?

Average age, 26.1.

What?

Most common age, 15.

That was close.

Inside Anwar's mind.

[Interviewer] First question.

Who is Anwar's doppelganger?

I would say, I used to get this a lot.

The Rock.

I think if he was 200 pounds lighter,

and maybe like four feet shorter.

[Interviewer] Let's take a look at the results.

[slides folder across table]

Whoa.

Malik Jibawi, your brother.

No way, 116 said Malik Jibawi.

He's actually the least brother that looks like me.

Oh my god.

[laughing]

75 of you said Adam Waheed.

Wow.

I wish.

Shut up, shut up, you guys just went on

like my best friends.

Like what?

59 said Rudy Mancuso okay you guys are trolling me.

My fans are trolling me.

[sighs]

I mean, nothing, but I guess.

I mean it was 26 but,

I think this is the most accurate so far, right?

Do I look like Aladdin?

Please tell me I look like Aladdin.

[Interviewer] You look just like Aladdin.

Thank you.

Hey carpet.

[claps]

Oh okay, this is cool.

Al Pacino.

Wait.

[slams picture down]

[laughing]

One person said Al Pacino, can we know who this is?

I wanna thank them.

I think this is the most accurate here.

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Where was Anwar born?

A lot of people would say Los Angeles

'cause I was raised in Los Angeles

but it was Chicago, Illinois.

I moved to L.A. when I was six.

[smacks table]

Okay, 16.7% said New York.

I have a lot of family that lives in New York

so I can see why.

But nope, it's not New York.

Hollywood.

30% said L.A.

It is not L.A.

12% said Austin, Texas.

I've never been to Austin, never.

Chicago, 41%.

I love you guys, you guys know me.

I think everyone who got this right

was definitely like a part of my family or something.

I have, like 97 cousins in Chicago.

I love you guys.

[speaking foreign language]

Hassan, shout out Hassan.

Shout out Hussein.

Half of their names are Hussein, so.

[throws paper on ground]

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[Interviewer] What famous designer

did Anwar walk the runway for?

You guys gotta get this,

I've only done it once.

It was for Dolce & Gabbana.

[printing]

Yup, 40%.

40.1% said Dolce & Gabbana.

D, what's DVF?

Diane Von Fur--

[Woman] Furstenberg.

Furstenberg, I'm sorry Diane

I couldn't pronounce your name.

Gucci got 23.7, I've never worn Gucci in my life.

Kanye West?

Oh yeah he has the, yeah, Yeezus?

[Interviewer] If Anwar were a plant,

animal, or food, what would he be and why?

I know goat's gonna be in there.

I have a pet goat, so they're definitely

gonna put in a goat, food, food, food, food, hummus.

'Cause it's my favorite.

I eat hummus for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I actually do.

[pulls out paper]

I knew it.

101 said goat, 'cause obviously I'm the goat.

Yeah I actually have a pet goat.

A lot of people, I think a few of you know that.

She passed away recently.

I don't wanna talk about it, but yeah.

A lizard.

Is it because I look like a lizard?

Are you guys like,

what are you guys tryna say?

68 said lizard.

Bro this is all like just a big troll from my fans.

And I love it.

Oh my god, wow.

Yes.

29 said hummus.

You guys know me.

[pulls out paper]

Olive tree?

Three said olive tree, that's cool, nice.

I actually have a olive tree in my backyard

so I feel like those three people knew that.

[flips paper over]

My neighbors?

This ones cool I'm keepin' this one.

Goat, I'm hangin' this in my room.

Hopes, dreams and fears.

[Interviewer] What is Anwar's irrational fear?

Heights.

[slides paper across table]

Fears, nothing scares me.

[pulls paper out]

No, spiders.

148 said spiders.

I'm actually not scared of spiders at all.

But oh shoot, this black widow.

I mean, okay, shoot I can't even look

at this picture anymore.

Snakes.

127 said snakes.

I thought I was scared of snakes,

I've never like really touched a snake

until the last video.

She had a snake wrapped around me

for like a whole hour,

so after that I'm not scared at all.

Heights, yup.

You got it.

72.

[tapping paper]

Even this scares me right now, I'm not kidding.

[pulls paper out]

What is it?

Let me just read the back,

I'm not even gonna look.

LeBron James.

Why?

Why would I be scared of LeBron,

I could probably kick his ass?

I'll go on record saying that, why?

I think I could--

Look, I think that if me and LeBron James

were put in a cage, I think that I can

like run around for a full 30 minutes and he'd get tired.

[throws papers on ground]

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[Interviewer] If Anwar could have dinner

with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?

[tapping table]

Bob Marley?

Oh, Jim Carrey.

Big inspiration, I love Jim Carrey.

So maybe Jim Carrey.

[slides paper across table]

Ah come on, come on, come on, come on.

Me, the fans.

247, yes.

I'm gonna find, please,

the 247 of you DM me now and we're gonna schedule

something, Ariana, you got me?

I love you guys so much.

Mandela.

Two people said Nelson Mandela.

Yes, I actually would.

Why didn't I think of that?

He's freakin' awesome.

One person said Robert Williams.

First of all, I'm a Lakers fan, so no thank you.

[Interviewer] What would Anwar's last meal be?

Hummus and pita bread man.

That's what I lived off of.

[printing]

Pizza, okay.

108 said pizza.

Cheeseburger, 83 said cheeseburger.

81 said chicken.

Hummus, hummus fourth place?

Come on guys.

Fortune cookie, why?

I think hummus should have been first.

[crumpling up paper]

[Interviewer] You wanna try and hit the basket?

[shuffling around]

[throws paper]

[Interviewer] Which basketball player

was Anwar in a commercial with?

You guys know this, the one and only Steph Curry.

[printing]

Stephen Curry, yup.

LeBron James, he's cool,

but we beefin' now remember?

Shaquille O'Neal, 18%.

Blake Griffin, 10.9%.

I actually almost did a video with Blake Griffin

during Coachella.

I mean I went up to him and I was like,

Yo can we shoot a video?

He was like, No.

So, 51.9 said Steph Curry.

I think it should've been a little

higher than that guys, come on.

Speaking of Steph Curry.

[crumples up paper]

Watch this.

[throws paper]

Can I do it one more time and we'll fix it in post?

Watch this.

[throws paper]

[Interviewer] If Anwar was on a deserted island,

what is the one item he would bring and why?

Definitely a camel.

Camel's, like hydrate the most in the desert right?

Like, they stay hydrated, am I right?

I'm not gonna say phone.

Everyone says, phone, oh I'll take my phone.

Wait, is there service?

I think the fans will say,

they'll definitely say cell phone.

[slides folder across table]

Thank you.

Phone, 207 said phone, yes.

That was my first pick right?

Cool, is this like the newest one?

Duh.

wWater.

102 said water.

Boring.

Camera.

54 said camera, yes.

Yeah I could steal some pretty good production out there.

[laughs]

One said a trumpet.

Yeah definitely not a trumpet.

Whoever that person was I love you.

Transmutations.

[Interviewer] If Anwar was a ghost,

what is the one place he would haunt and why?

A concert?

Maybe like the Madison Square Garden?

Think about that, free concerts for the rest of your,

I mean not life but like, after life.

I'll still be a Lakers fan.

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279 said your friends.

No that's, why?

Shots Studios, nine, nice.

Yeah, probably will go check up

on my edit here and there you know.

I still gotta be posting, you know dead or alive.

Bathrooms, 35 said ba--

No, no, chill.

35, why?

That's disgusting.

But yeah, your friends.

I didn't think about that.

[laughter]

My only two friends.

[crumpling paper]

If I make this one can you like,

edit the rest out?

You got it, promise?

[Interviewer] Promise.

Who's editing this?

You're editing this?

Watch this.

[throws paper]

[laughter]

[Interviewer] Went off the mic.

Oh my god.

[throws paper repeatedly]

Did I make it?

[throws paper]

Could we just fix it in post?

[throws paper]

[Interviewer] What is the one place

in the world Anwar would want to visit and why?

It's a tie between two.

I would say Morocco and Egypt.

[Interviewer] Comin' your way.

[slides folder across table]

India, yes.

Wait, wait.

Hold on, this is third on my bucket list for sure.

65 said India.

Yes.

Yes, Mecca.

For sure.

57 said Mecca.

My mom just went, I'm waiting to go.

Yes, I knew it.

Egypt.

32 said Egypt, so wait.

India got 65, I love India, I'm gonna go soon.

32, Egypt, yes, yes, yes.

I'll see you guys hopefully this year or next year.

Palestine, 156 said Palestine.

I just came back from there so that doesn't count.

Jordan should've been in there too.

I really wanna go to Jordan.

[Interviewer] What activity would you most

like to see Anwar do?

Do a catwalk in an animal onesie.

Do an interpretive dance with tiny hands.

[laughing]

Eat a flavored bug.

Draw a self portrait with your feet.

Eat a bug?

Come on guys please.

This is gonna really define

whether you love me or not.

[printing]

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Yeah, do a catwalk.

Wait no, wait, wait, wait.

Oh my god guys.

They want me to do it, this what you guys want?

Is this what you want?

So I'm gonna paint a self portrait

of myself with my socks on 'cause I don't

wanna lose any fans, so.

You gotta like thong it up here, ya know?

Imagine I actually kill it

and this becomes like my career.

[drawing]

I got this, oh yes.

Wait this is actually coming out really good.

Okay I'm gettin' a cramp.

So it doesn't c--

Wait hold on, I'm good I'm good.

[drawing]

This isnt' bad at all.

Aw shoot I messed up the eyebrow.

What color is this shirt is this pink or like orange?

Whatever.

[drawing]

My neck is a little buff.

I just got, like muscle right there.

What do you think?

Would you buy this, if I put it out on sale?

I 100% discovered a new talent.

What does Anwar mean to you?

Please let it be positive, please let it be positive.

Anwar is one of the most funniest

people to exist in the universe.

He has made so many people laugh

and his positive energy.

[breathes in deeply]

Reminds me to keep going through

what I am going through.

He has made me happy and find

life so much more meaningful.

[smacks table]

I love you.

This is why I do what I do.

Because of this.

I'm keeping this, I'm framing this.

He's a very intelligent unique person and I love

what he does for his fans and for people in need.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

He makes me smile whenever I'm down

and made me believe that you can overcome

over any stereotype in your way.

I'm also Palestinian and he gave me hope

that I'll be something one day.

A leader, a person that brings joy over all.

He's just a ball of happiness,

and I know and feel and hope that

this ball will never ever pop.

[smacks table]

I love you.

I love you all.

I wish there was one, like negative one.

Just like a you suck.

That would've been so perfect.

Imagine that, like nothing else.

Like, you suck.

These are, reminders of,

'cause I'm always like you know,

focused and thinkin' about what I do

and like how to make people laugh.

This kinda pauses everything and tells me like,

yo this is what you're actually doing.

This is awesome, like it's crazy,

how like laughter can bring this much positivity.

I'm not gonna cry.

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I didn't know I inspired people that much.

To everyone who took the survey,

I just want you to know I love you

and I'm gonna keep doing what I do

'till the day I die because of you.

I love you guys.

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