Liza Koshy Guesses How 2,074 Fans Responded to a Survey About Her

Age 12.

4%?

Is what they said?

[Interviewer] Of all the people,

only 4% said 12.

Only four, you all watch my videos?

It's Liza Koshy, and 2,000 hundred and huh,

I can read numbers.

Boop, that's how I actually walk.

How was that?

This is the Liza Koshy fan survey.

That was aggressive.

[Interviewer] How old do you think the oldest person was

to take the survey?

I'm gonna say 85.

[Interviewer] All right.

'Cause my grandpa just got a lap top.

[Interviewer] How old do you think

was the youngest person to take the survey?

I saw like a 12-month old take a selfie the other day,

so I'm gonna go with a 12-month old.

[Interviewer] What do you think the average age

of all the people that took the survey is?

Maybe like 14, 15?

[Interviewer] And what do you think

the most common age is?

I think 15.

I turn around and grab it, right?

[Interviewer] Yes, please.

I love this part.

This is my favorite part, I love this series so much.

This is the part where you get to see my little booty-do.

I been working my ass on.

How old are the fans who took this survey?

Oldest was 68!

[Interviewer] But you said 85, why you surprised?

My grandpa didn't take the survey then.

That's gonna be a confrontational family reunion.

Youngest was five.

Five?

That one-year old didn't take it [laughing].

Wait, what does a five, do they borrow their mom's phone?

The average was 17.8.

Oooh!

My demographic, like almost able to vote, okay!

You better go vote.

And the most common was 16.

They can drive.

I wish there was a basketball hoop behind me.

That'd be sick.

Inside Liza's mind.

It's a dark place.

Who is Liza's doppelganger?

Cardi B, and I have no idea why.

Okay, yeah.

I get Billy from Stranger Things

when my hair is down and wet.

Oh, Mowgli.

[Interviewer] Yeah?

On Netflix.

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

I think all of that.

I think they're gonna say Billy from Stranger Things.

Actually, no, Ducky.

Ducky from Land Before Time.

Look at my profile, ooh [clapping].

Here we go.

It has been awhile since I touched one of these things.

Lilly Singh [laughing].

Yes, I do have a late night show.

Make sure to tune in you guys.

I think it's at 1:15 a.m.

323 people think I look like Lilly Singh.

This is,

I love y'all so much.

Beyonce.

Huh, I love you.

I'm just gonna go for it with this Beyonce joke that I have.

What does Jay Z,

okay, I'm gonna set that up better, here I go.

[Interviewer] Okay, I'm ready.

When Beyonce has a question for Jay Z, what does she say?

Jay why?

I'm honored.

This is an honor.

Cardi!

Come on!

Ah, okay, like yes.

Also, her teeth look nice.

Cardi B, 34 people said I looked like Cardi B.

Kiana Madeira.

I hope I'm saying her name right.

33 people said I look like Kiana.

She is gorgeous, immensely talented.

Big fan, big fan, stalk her a lot.

Are you for real?

Zendaya?

Are you, 23 people say I look like Zendaya.

I want whatever y'all are smoking.

I don't think we look anything alike.

She is smokin' hot.

I will take, I'm sorry.

Are you all good?

I definitely want what you're smoking now.

Oprah?

Huh?

Nine people said I look like Oprah.

The 68-year old did not know any of these other celebrities

and said Oprah.

Yep.

Huh?

And three people say I look like The Rock.

What?

I kind of see that.

Thank you for that confidence boost.

Sorry for the mess.

What is Liza's hype song?

Oh, Motivation right now by Normani.

How good is your editor?

[Interviewer] Really good.

Okay, can I challenge them to literally edit

a basketball bouncing over my butt?

[humming Motivation]

Did it bounce off my booty?

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

I think they're gonna say anything by Lizzo

'cause I love Lizzo too.

Good as hell is good as hell.

We got it.

What is Liza's hype song?

Good as Hell, Lizzo!

I knew it.

Motivation just came out, so you don't know yet,

but I will express my love for it properly.

Truth Hurts, Lizzo.

I said that one too.

You guys know me.

Run the World [Girls], Beyonce.

Juice, Lizzo.

Just put Lizzo's whole album on here.

Dancing Queen, Abba.

Oh, my God, yep.

U Can't Touch This, MC Hammer.

One person.

Who's that one person that said, 68-year old.

Oh, I freaking love Lizzo.

I could sing her praises, but if I did it'd be offensive

'cause I can't sing at all.

I love that.

Go download Lizzo's album.

[Interviewer] Um.

[Liza laughing]

I have mad aim, dude.

How old was Liza when she had her first kiss?

[Interviewer] How old were you?

I was 12.

He was my young little Latino boyfriend,

and he told me to meet him outside in the hallway

and said, Hey, dame un beso.

I went in like shaking was like, Si.

By the way, I speak fluent Spanish, okay.

It's not offensive.

I gave him a hug, and I pulled back,

and he's like, That wasn't a beso.

And I was like, I know.

[laughing] And then went in for it.

Full tongue, I didn't put the tongue in there,

but went in for it.

It was so, it was awkward.

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

I think they're gonna say 12 'cause I revealed that secret

to my mom in a video that I did with her once.

[Interviewer] All right.

Yeah, and we have to shout out,

Dillon, you were a great boyfriend for that month.

This one's for Dillon.

Haven't seen you in a bit.

Hope you're doing well.

How old was Liza when she had her first kiss?

Age 12, 4%?

Is what they said?

[Interviewer] Of all the people,

only 4% said 12.

Only four, ya'll watch my videos?

[laughing] What?

Hold on, let's read the rest of the numbers.

I feel like I'm about to be offended.

Age 13, 21%.

Maybe I lied in the video.

No, why would I lie to my mother like that?

[Interviewer] Have you ever lied to your mother before?

Yeah, many times, of course.

Age 14, 16%.

Age 15, 15%.

That's pleasing.

Age 16 and 19%.

Age 17, 14%.

Age 18, 7%.

Age 19, 4%.

This don't make no sense [laughing].

It's making me question my reality though

because I straight up,

I'm pretty sure I had my first kiss at 12.

There we go.

Nah, you thought I was going back there.

I'm going straight for camera.

Dang it.

How do you think that Liza would rank these comedians?

Ah, come on.

Tiffany Haddish

I frickin' love her.

She brought a frickin' chicken in her bag to the MET Gala,

and she didn't share any with me,

so she's gonna be the lowest in the ranking.

We got Ali Wong as well.

Oh, my God, her special on Netflix is good.

We got Tina Fey.

I brushed her shoulder once.

It was soft.

We got Kate McKinnon.

I wonder what that shoulder feels like.

Ah, come on, Ilana Glazer,

and we have Amy Schumer.

I think they've seen me with Tiffany a lot.

They know I love me some Kate McKinnon.

I love me some Broad City.

I love me some TT.

The nick name she doesn't know I have for her yet

until we meet.

Ali, God, I don't think I've posted

about watching her special,

but I don't think they know that I adore her.

And then Amy, ah, she's a dog in her photo.

That puts her at the top.

One is Tiffany.

[Interviewer] Okay, number two is?

Kate McKinnon, Ilana Glazer, Tina Fey,

Ali Wong, Amy Schumer.

That's what I think they said.

That's not my personal feelings.

[Interviewer] Number one was Tiffany Haddish.

Yes, okay, I knew they were going to say that.

[Interviewer] Two, Ali Wong.

For real, for real?

Okay.

[Interviewer] Three, Tina Fey.

Yeah, all right, all right, that was close.

[Interviewer] Four, Kate McKinnon.

Yes.

[Interviewer] Five is Ilana.

Come on.

[Interviewer] Six was Amy Schumer.

Okay, I love all of these women.

There you go, ladies, see you later.

Get off the, Tina.

Transmutations.

If Liza were any plant, animal or food,

what would she be?

I'd be a fake plant.

[Interviewer] Why?

Fake plants never die.

Real person, fake plant.

Thank you.

Oh, a dog!

They thought I'd be a dog or a puppy, 237.

My personality definitely is puppy-like.

God, that's a cute puppy.

A banana?

We good, that's a big-ass banana.

[Interviewer] I don't think it's to scale.

I think it might be, dude.

162 people said I'd be a banana.

Honestly, I kind of look like it right now. [laughing]

I should have seen this coming.

I guess you find me appealing.

She's still got it.

A Ficus?

A Fake Plant!

Yes!

You guys know me.

77 people said I would be a fake plant.

Are these more fake succulents?

Ah, real succulents.

64 would say a succulent.

Also very independent

because you don't have to water them as often.

A squirrel!

I do love me some nuts.

51 people said I would be a squirrel.

Yeah, dog, look at that thing.

I wish I could have a squirrel as a pet.

That'd be dope.

A flying squirrel as a pet would be dope.

Avocado Toast, 19.

Okay, I know I've lived in LA for a really long time,

and I'm not that basic yet.

God, that looks good.

I'm hungry.

And then, shut up, a Venus Fly Trap?

You all good?

17 people said I'm a Venus Fly Trap.

People said I look like spaghetti.

[laughing] Hold on, there's an explanation for this one.

Spaghetti because she's all over the place

and can have many different flavors to her

and can dance all noodley.

Are you kidding me, of course I noodle dance.

I'm literally a piece of Ramen.

I'm a straight, flat noodle, my boy.

Hee.

[upbeat music]

What would be written on Liza's headstone?

I'm no longer taking questions at this time.

Or little brown girl is out, bye!

That was my outro on YouTube, so I think people will think

that little brown girl is out.

[Interviewer] Yeah, so that's what you think

fans are gonna say?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

All right, here comes the future.

When you can gaze into the future.

Yeah, Little Brown Girl is Out, bye!

Oh, they didn't put the bye.

516 people.

Oh, wow, really creative on this one.

129 people thought I would say RIP Liza Koshy.

It does rhyme, has a nice ring to it.

Yeah, no.

Um, okay!

Okay we got the Byeeeeee in there.

100 people said, Byeeeeee.

[laughing] Yeah.

That's like the last text message she sent before she went.

Oh, my God, no.

This is incorrect.

37 people said, Funny AF.

That is not a humble way to go.

Then we have 32 people said, A dolla!

If you don't know the context of that,

it would be very confusing to see that at a grave site.

Oh, lord, 7 people said,

Hey guys, what's up, it's your girl Liza coming at you.

[laughing] Oh, coming at you from the grave.

Okay, okay.

That's cute.

Byeeeeee.

Hopes, dreams and fears.

What is Liza's irrational fear?

Whoa, my fear is that a spider will crawl

into my butt while I'm on the toilet.

It's totally rational.

[Interviewer] Have you ever seen

a spider in a toilet before?

Yes, yes.

[Interviewer] Oh.

Which is what started the fear.

Come on.

Nice.

Ah, ooooh!

I'm wearing a sweater.

You know I'm warm, and I have goose bumps.

It's a spider.

I feel uncomfortable even holding this.

[Beep] The thing underneath it, I'm so sorry.

I can't,

that cannot be on the table [gasping].

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can you flip it?

Actually upside down for me?

[Interviewer] Certainly.

Could you please?

Oh, I totally forgot about that one.

[Interviewer] So just adjustable graphic size it,

but just say--

It's on the screen?

Get it off the screen.

Get it off the screen.

I don't want to see it on the screen.

I am not liking this interview.

[Interviewer] Fear of small holes.

It's called Trypophobia, and I don't know if it was like

a fear birthed from the Internet,

but the moment I saw it, I just, anyways.

Okay, what's this?

Bad breath.

[exhaling] I'm so glad we're moving on.

96 people said bad breath.

That is correct.

My own bad breath, though.

Damn, girl, brush your tongue.

What is that?

Snakes, a snake-y-snake.

I'm not super, I can hold the paper up and be fine.

I'm not super scared of snakes.

But they are pretty scary.

63 people said snakes.

[Interviewer] What's this one?

48 people said hairless cat.

[Interviewer] I don't know if I get it.

Can you tell me?

I don't get it either, man.

Why is it naked?

They constantly look surprised that they're naked too.

A non-aesthetically pleasing Instagram feed [laughing].

One person said that.

And the 68-year old got her first question right.

It does bother me sometimes.

Follow me on Instagram.

Alektorophobia, alek-a-torophobia.

Fear of chickens.

I love chicken.

As an animal and as a meal.

Ah, sorry, oh, no.

No, I don't have a fear of chickens.

This is random.

Byeeeeee!

What will Liza see in this inkblot?

Oh, I do this all the time with my therapist.

Love therapy.

[Interviewer] What do you think?

What do you see?

Ovaries.

I'm just kidding, I don't know.

I see a flattened platypus.

Hey, where's Perry?

Or, or two twins playing dodgeball.

Do you see it too?

What will Liza see in this inkblot?

A clown.

68 people said a clown.

Okay, I kind of see that.

No, actually I can't.

Boots, 53 people said boots.

No, those 53 people are blind.

Butterfly, 29.

Okay, I could see a butterfly just a tiny bit.

Christmas tree, 23, okay.

That's wrong too.

Elf, 18.

Yep, no, that doesn't look anything like Will Ferrell.

Two rabbits and two clapping hands.

Oh!

No.

Mickey and Minnie kisses in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Holy crap, that's detailed.

Mickey and Minnie kisses in front of the Eiffel Tower

is the level of like detail I would go to,

so I'm gonna give it to that person.

Correct, but I do think it might be the Dolan twins

playing dodge ball

with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

What does Liza mean to you?

[Interviewer] We asked the fans,

what does Liza mean to yoU?

What do the fans mean to you?

Ah, man, this is where I have to break down.

You fast forwarded to this moment

to see what I said about you.

They're like the strongest support system

I never imagined having, and I'm so thankful for them

and their patience with everything that I've done

throughout my career.

It's really cool to have like,

to like go out into the world and face your fears

and have people like rooting for you.

I'm really in tune with my feelings.

Okay.

An in, mmmmmm,

an inspiration.

I started, my nostrils are already flaring.

Please, give me a second.

Okay, I got this.

An inspiration, I started watching here when I was 14,

and I'm 17 now.

She's the average age.

And I couldn't be more proud of her.

She truly is an inspiration.

Thank you.

Everything, she's representing all the brown girls

in a positive light in the media.

I'm not crying, you are.

Thank you, inspirational queen.

That means the most.

I'm, that's what I love about my job too

is that I get to like represent

like ethnically mysterious people in the media.

You don't know what I am, but I'm proud, and I'm glad.

When I hear that name, I think of a girl

that is so beautiful you can't even understand.

Yo, what's up?

What's your name, what's your number?

What you doing later?

That was nice.

Okay.

All right, hit me up.

Dillon.

I knew you'd come crawling back.

I see her as a talented woman

who created a beautiful platform for herself

to spread love and happiness to everyone and anyone

which has helped millions that view her as a role model,

and my name Jeff. [laughing]

That's great.

This is tough.

I like, I try my best not to read comments.

'Cause you just, you don't know.

The internet can be an interesting place sometimes,

but it's really nice to be reminded of like

good things.

Can you actually print out some tissues for me, man?

That is an efficient printer.

Ah.

[Interviewer] Last one.

One more.

Oh, my God.

She's literally everything to me.

When I watch her videos, she makes me smile

more than any other of the 35 people I subscribe to

on YouTube. [laughing]

That is an honor.

One out of 35.

And I won't tell the other 34 people.

Thank you guys so much for taking the survey.

That was a really long survey.

I took it myself.

I'm my own biggest fan, self-love.

But thank you so much.

You won't get that time back, but I appreciate the time

and the energy and the love and support

that you guys have given me throughout the years,

and allowing me to explore different career paths

and do different things in this world.

So thank you, thank you, thank you so much

for the sweet words.

This was a confidence boost, man.

I really, really appreciate it.