Meghan Trainor Guesses How 1,055 Fans Responded to a Survey About Her

All about that bass.

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Hey everyone, I'm Meghan Trainor

and apparently 1.055 of you took this fan survey,

all about me!

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Right on!

That was sick!

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I think the fans definitely know me very well.

[Interviewer] Are you nervous?

I'm nervous!

I didn't think I would be but I'm nervous,

I'm a little sweaty.

Inside Meghan's mind!

Who is Meghan's doppelganger?

Not a single person.

Well, I get told a lot,

you look like Meghan Trainor!

And I'm like, nah she's too pretty.

I look like my mom and my dad mixed together.

'Cause that's the science of it.

I'm nervous about this.

Maybe this is like a nice curve compliment for me

'cause like we both have beautiful curves.

61 people said Adele!

Wow, I love this.

Thank you, thank you 61 people!

I'll take that every day, look at her!

She perfect though, okay.

Here's another one.

I've heard this actually.

No I haven't.

I think it's the eyes.

I think, me with a lot of makeup with like a cat eye,

it's her, Kelly Osbourne, 82 people!

What is goin' on, okay.

She's got a prettier structure I think, than me,

and bigger lips.

I always wanted lips.

This is a compliment too, thank you!

Love, Kelly!

No way!

Paris.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, hold up, two people said this.

You know what, you two people, love you, this is awesome.

She's one of my idols, I literally love her.

That's hot.

Oh, I like this, I like this!

Oh, one person, Tana!

I love Tana!

I think she's hilarious and very honest

and I like that about her.

This is a beautiful compliment, thank you.

I don't have her luscious lips

and her perfect nose and her gorgeous skin

but I can see the blonde and you know what,

only one person said it but thanks one person,

I love her!

What color to the fans think looks best on Meghan?

I think they're gonna say blues and pinks.

Look there's another one.

306 people said pink.

Wow, we're the same people.

201 said blue.

It's like I know you so well.

126 said red.

That's a thing my stylist says a lot.

She's like you in sexy red would be awesome.

84 said black, I look so good in black.

So I agree.

75 said white.

White is scary for me, 'cause it shows everything, you know.

So it's like my last choice 'cause I'm so scared.

And 66 is yellow, random!

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We're gonna see what the fans think I think.

Thanks printer!

286 still thought I said pink, pink was a winner.

214 thought I would say black.

I should've said black, that's so cool.

161 said blue, guys we're the same.

122 said red, crazy.

75 said white.

And 56 said yellow.

Yellow is a thing!

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[Interviewer] Amazing!

You never get to do that in life.

Flashback!

How old was Meghan when she had her first kiss?

How old are you in fourth grade?

I was popular.

It was fourth grade, it was at the boys and girls club dance

everyone was with their couple and they were like

kiss on three, one, two, three,

and like a movie, we bonked noses,

and I was like ugh, don't move!

And then I went in [laughs] and that was my first kiss

with a boy was Andrew Benson, sup Andrew?

Thank you, printer!

151 people said I was 13.

Yeah well they don't think I'm a crazy gal.

They thought I was 14, 333, 333 people thought I was 14.

All right, you guys won!

It was the majority of you, you won!

You guys know me so well.

206 people thought I was 15.

201 said 16, come on.

102 said 17.

Guys, that's like senior in high school.

I was pretty, I was really cool!

No I wasn't.

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What was Meghan's first job?

Oh this is where it gets pathetic 'cause I--

I worked at the jewelry store with my parents

which was tough.

When your dad hands you a book that he wrote

on the rules on how to work at his place.

I was like, really?

A barista!

56 people thought I did this, I'm not this impressive.

That looks super complicated,

I can't make a cup of coffee,

to this day, my husband does for me.

This one is a singer/songwriter, my first job.

Well that's cute, that's like my third job, it was real.

324 of you, look at this!

A waitress, 177.

No, I've never done that.

Wish I did, would've learned more people skills.

Ey, workin' at the jewelry store!

106 of you were correct, out of 1,000 of you.

I was really young and my parents gave me a job.

Thanks Ma and Pa.

And then people would be like,

you're a singer, sing a song!

And I'd be like, well you gonna buy it?

What do I get out of this?

And then my dad would be like, sing!

You know?

But he was nicer about it.

Oh, this is cute, pet store cashier,

I totally see this, one person said it.

I get this, I love animals, I love pets.

And then the bank!

One person said this.

I'm not smart enough to do that,

I can't work at a bank.

Numbers are hard.

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Is Meghan generally early, on time, or late?

Always forever, I'm early!

Do you know how early I came to this?

45 minutes early!

Did I have nothing else to do in my day

and I just wanted to get here on time?

Yes, but I cannot stand being late.

My father taught me that at a very young age.

It is rude, it is not cool,

always be on time or be early,

it's better to be early.

Bee boo ba boo bup.

Thank you, printer!

Okay, you guys are wrong.

Never shows up, 2.4 percent, come on yo.

You guys were tied on 24.2% on late or early.

Late?

And then 49.3% said on time, yeah,

thank you for assuming I'd be a good person

and be on time but yeah, always early.

Always!

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Get early!

Transmutations.

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I would be a piece of pizza!

'Cause it's so me, so chill, laid back, melting,

it's yummy and it makes you feel good.

Holy crap!

Okay, pizza, 152 of you.

Oh, I like this one, a puppy!

126 of you thought that, that's cute.

Oh guys, sunflower.

That's nice.

I think, I feel like that's a compliment.

Like aw, 84, thanks!

Oh here we go, a chimpanzee, a monkey.

'Cause she used to train them.

This is so bad, these should be wild and free,

I didn't train these!

I would never train a chimpanzee or a monkey.

I don't know who, four of you are wrong, don't do this!

I'm fired up.

This is cool, a tree because she would supply the earth

with that it needs like her songs do

and is tall and strong and curvy like she is.

And many grow amazing, beautiful flowers

like how beautiful she is.

Guess how many people said this?

One person.

I love you, you really thought this out,

that was really kind and nice of you.

I'll take a tree.

Trees last forever!

I never wanna die, okay, whoa!

What's this?

Chicken parm?

My mouth just got so watery.

The first bite of a chicken fried steak

from a truck stop gas station.

Restaurant, eatenlate at night,

like at 2:05 AM.

I love how specific this is!

In the state of Illinois, on a Saturday night

in the summer what!

This is so good, this is so creative,

you should be a writer for a comedy TV show, this is great.

One person, whoever you are.

These are great, this is my favorite one so far.

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What would be written on Meghan's headstone?

I don't want a headstone, I personally want to be cremated.

If it was a headstone it'd be like

She never wanted this!

I don't know, Mom!

What would be written on my headstone?

All about that bass, 131 said this.

Oh I like, this would never!

If I was you I'd wanna be me too!

Dead.

66 people thought this.

Oh this is precious.

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

This was my Instagram bio for like the longest time

because I truly believe in this.

I didn't write this, don't give me this credit,

44 people thought this, I like this, this is cool.

This was cool.

Ah, where's my husband?

The moan with that sentence.

Best wife ever!

Did Darryl do this?

This was Darryl, this was so sweet.

I hope so, I hope that's what it would say.

This is great, this is one person I love.

Thank you for this.

She came, she slayed, and she'll be remembered forever.

Oh I love that.

I have this crazy fear of death

and this whole thing, my dad says you don't die

if you're not forgotten, so I like want to make such

an impact that people still talk about me when I'm dead

so that I can live on forever, that's my dreams.

Hopes, dreams and fears.

What I Meghan's irrational fear?

It's not irrational, the dark is a scary place.

Also death is my number one fear in life.

[Interviewer] What do you think the fans are gonna say?

The fans are gonna say dark and maybe dying.

The fans will say, spiders!

I will scream at spider.

You know what my actual fear is?

If you really wanna know, I forgot, if it's a bug,

it's a cockroach.

I scream when I see a cockroach.

Being alone in the dark.

It's just like this random dude,

Meghan's scared of this guy.

No, I'm scared yeah of the dark.

And 112 of you said that.

Irrational fear, this is good,

a camel toe, that's so real.

In some pants I'm tellin' you, I see it.

And it's aggressive, it's not that aggressive

but I have, yeah in some pants I'm like guys,

this is camel toe city, I can't wear this.

76 of you.

Just bugs, we don't need 'em, we need 'em.

45 of you said ants.

I can see this, if there's like thousands of 'em,

I'm gonna be upset.

But if there's a few, it's okay.

A unicorn dabbing?

My irrational fear is unicorns?

Seven of you don't know me at all.

None of you, big fluffy jackets,

said one jokester out there.

Ha-ha-ha, a jacket?

I love a jacket!

I'm so sorry whoever is cleaning this up.

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When this says what does Meghan mean to you?

I think the fans, when I read their comments

they're like adopt me or they're like be my mom!

Or like you're literally everything, literally perfect!

Which is really sweet and nice so

I'm not sure what they would say in this but maybe

I've been told by parents that I help their children

get over fear of going to school again

or being insecure and being depressed

so hopefully my music helps them feel better about themself.

This is gonna make me cry, okay.

Because of her, she makes my life better.

I have had suicidal thoughts, getting bullied,

having anxiety and depression for about probably

two years now, I feel like I can't control it

but her music and how positive she is makes me feel better.

I couldn't ask for a better person,

you're a sweetheart and a queen and an idol

to all of us, Singapore misses you!

We can't wait to see you again,

continue being you and inspire others.

I love you always, okay!

Okay, okay!

I'm gonna cry at all these, okay.

Singapore, I love you whoever you are!

This one starts Bro all caps!

I have said this a million times,

no matter how much I said it,

words cannot explain how much I love this lady.

Meghan Elizabeth Trainor.

Sabara, that's great!

Is the most caring, the most compassionate,

the most out going girl I have ever fell in love with.

Meghan has been going through a lot of [bleep] lately

and I will stop at nothing by sticking out for her.

If that means I have to take pain for her,

I will do it!

I will take a flippin' bullet for M-Train

Don't take a bullet for me.

No matter what, I will always be by her side

and I will never leave her side.

Like I said before, words cannot explain how much

I love M-Train, all the ways baby!

Guys!

What does Meghan mean to me?

Gosh, where do I begin?

She means everything.

She is my inspiration, she helps me be comfortable

in my own skin and to be confident in all my quirks.

No matter how horrible of a day I have had,

no matter how many people have walked all over me

no matter how much I've been torn down,

I know once I get home I can listen to her music

and have it build me back up.

I have health problems and I'm constantly at doctor's

appointments but every time I have a treatment

or appointment, I listen to you,

you make everything better.

If you're reading this, I just want to say thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Who are these people?

[Interviewer] Your fans!

Thank you, that was so sweet.

That was like so nice to read.

I love this, this was the best part of the day.

This was great.

Thanks for that, thanks guys, I love you too!

[Interviewer] So what surprised you the most?

God, I made this so sappy.

I don't go around thinking

wow I have so many fans out there.

And so like to read all the stuff that they said

was like really cool and eye opening and important.

I read their comments,

but you don't get nice essays like that.

So that was, thanks for doin' that for me,

that was really sweet.

They really pay attention to a lot of details.

Like I feel like they know me better than I know myself.

That's what I learned today, that was crazy.

That was awesome.

For the 1,055, 1,055 people,

thanks for taking the survey.

I feel like I got to meet you all

and that was really sweet and special

and some of you are hilarious and some of you were crazy

and some were spot on,

so thanks for taking the time to do this with me,

it was fun!