Liza Koshy and Kimiko Glenn Compete in a Compliment Battle

I am ready to lie to your face.

I'm so ready. I love you.

I-- That was my first lie.

(both laugh)

(upbeat, bouncy music)

Hey I'm Liza Koshy.

And I'm Kimiko Glenn.

And we're about to do

[Both] A Compliment Battle.

We're gonna be reading compliments

that have been tweeted at both of us

and there are actually two monitors over here

so that we are able to read them to each other.

Okay here I go.

Get ready to receive. Okay.

You're such a kind-hearted person,

and I love seeing you show your care for the world.

That's really nice. Oh you're welcome.

But it's true, you are a kind-hearted person.

Kind-hearted person.

Kind-hearted, you're very kind-hearted.

(Kimiko gasps) I love you so much.

You are amazing and incredible and relatable

and you honestly always make my day.

I love you Liza!

I love you too Kimiko.

Wait, was that-- That was them.

That was them.

Okay. Yeah.

That was really sweet! Yeah.

We should do this more often.

We're gonna be crying by the end.

I know, yeah. (laughs)

God, I wish this one was for me.

(Kimiko laughs) Kimiko Glenn,

I just wanted to say that you just might be

the prettiest woman in the entire world.

Oh my god, thank you!

(Kimiko hums) (Liza laughs)

Sorry, I resisted because I have major coffee breath.

It's so bad. Do you?

Yeah, I've been smelling it this whole time.

(Kimiko exhales slowly) (Liza inhales)

That's enticing. (both laugh)

God, you're so weird. Look at you, what! (laughs)

You're so weird. Yeah, you like it.

Oh my gosh! What?

I think you're gonna like this one.

Am I? Yeah.

God is a woman

and her name is Liza Koshy.

I can't believe Ariana Grande tweeted me that.

(Kimiko gasps)

(Liza laughs) Thank you, Ariana.

(Kimiko laughs) That was beautiful and true.

(swooshing)

That moment when you realize Kimiko Glenn

is an incredible actress

who doesn't get the credit she deserves.

I thought it was gonna maybe shift

is what I was gonna say.

No, you don't get the credit you deserve.

You're actually phenomenal, (Kimiko snickers)

and on Broadway. I break down.

(both laugh) Yeah!

♪ Who me ♪

(Kimiko hums opera style)

We get it, you were on Broadway.

I would love if Liza Koshy was my friend.

She is hilarious.

I definitely would not ever be sad around her.

She is great.

Heart emoji.

Oh!

I would love to be friends with you.

Little do they know that I'm always sad around you.

(Liza laughs) It's weird.

You make me sad.

You make me feel sad too. For some odd reason.

A little angry, like I could just strangle you.

Yeah like frustrated and there's a lot of tension.

(Liza gasps) Oh yeah.

We're still rolling?

Also, no offense, but Kimiko Glenn

is legitimately the cutest and most talented human ever.

No offense? Yeah, no offense.

Who-- Why the no offense?

Yeah that's a-- Are you offended?

No, Liza Koshy. Yeah.

Oh, I just wanna squeeze your cheeks,

you're the cutest and funniest person ever

and I hope you find happiness one day

because you truly deserve it, and you don't look happy.

That last part was me.

(Liza laughs) (Kimiko laughs)

I was wondering, I was like, I hope I find it one day.

I haven't found it yet. (Kimiko laughs)

Do you see right through me?

No. (laughs)

I see right through your happy eyes, the tears.

They said they wanted to squeeze me cheeks.

I'm just wondering which ones.

These ones.

Naw. Naw!

Hi, I love you so much!

Thank you for showing young Asian women

that there is a place for them in Hollywood.

You are a badass!

You're a badass! Thank you.

You're Asian. I am, I'm South Asian.

Oh my God, I forgot.

It's weird, right?

I'm half South Asian.

Just letting everybody know, you're welcome.

I made that compliment about you, about me.

Nice. (Kimiko snickers)

Liza, Liza, Liza. That's me.

You are (snickers) the smartest person alive.

I swear!

Really? (Kimiko chuckles)

Wow, you haven't met many people then.

(both laugh)

Kimiko Glenn, you're so beautiful and perfect and adorable

and you light up the whole show.

Really, the whole?

The whole show.

And I cry knowing I'll never be as pretty as you.

Oh my God, that's like, there's so many,

that has so many layers. You have a lot to address.

Yeah. (Liza chuckles)

All of these compliments were completely correct

and from the best place,

because Kimiko truly is a really talented person

and I'm honored to work with her.

The thing is,

all of this is accurate (Liza gasps)

to who you actually are, not just from your videos,

which is kinda great.

What are you doing after this?

I thought maybe we could explore our feelings,

that other people wrote.

Turn it off, turn it off.

(Kimiko chuckles) Yeah.

Okay we can cut.

(both laugh)

(upbeat, bouncy music)