Penn Badgley & Joe Goldberg Compete in a Compliment Battle

You like Cardi B?

Nah, no, I don't listen much.

WAP?

[creepy music]

I do like WAP, yeah, I do like WAP.

[smooth music]

Hey, I'm Penn Badgley

and this is my what, my associate,

my accomplice,

my brother in law, Joe Goldberg.

Hello.

So.

And today we'll be having a compliment battle

with Teen Vogue.

[smooth music]

I love how Penn Badgley is using his TikTok to

help promote his indie artist friend's music.

Yeah, that's right.

He seems like such a swell guy,

I wanna make him a sandwich.

Right now I think I would like a

banana almond butter honey,

I think is what I would like.

This, I got this new almond butter,

it's, I'm not gonna lie, it's very expensive.

It's got maca in it.

Where'd you get it?

My wife got it for me.

That's what you get

when you're in a long lasting relationship.

Next.

Okay, now we're doing,

we're doing yours.

You is such a well written show

because like Joe Goldberg is a serial killer,

Stop. but I'm in love with him.

They're in love with me, man.

I'm not.

I mean, I don't wanna fight over them.

I'm not.

You can have with them, but I gave you that.

You're not even real, let's move on.

The Penn Badgley, Cardi B and You love triangle

is the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

That was on the Bardi Gang.

Sweet.

It was a bit sweet.

They found an old

interview of mine where I'm talking about Cardi

and it turns out Cardi loves me, sort of you.

And then the rest is very shortly a fleeting history,

lasted about a year, you know what I mean?

We've never met in person.

You like Cardi B?

Nah, no, I don't listen much.

WAP?

I do like WAP, yeah, I do like WAP.

Let's move on.

I love Joe Goldberg's soft narrations on You.

Soft?

Okay.

You have a fan.

He would have the ASMR people jobless.

You know what that stands for?

Asymmetrical soft mumbling recordings.

[buzzer honking]

Okay.

Yeah, let's go on.

I had to try.

Gave it the old college try.

All right.

It's the way that Penn Badgley

was three feet away from me in Williamsburg.

Bro.

What?

And I was completely speechless, bro.

What, bro?

What, bro?

He looked fucking incredible.

Well,

we have that, don't we?

At least we have that.

At least we have that.

Yeah, next one, let's do the next one.

Say what you will about You Netflix,

but Joe Goldberg did teach me everything I know

about book binding.

That's a good one.

I do love binding

and I do love books.

Gimme a sec, hold on.

I'm trying to think if there's a joke here.

What's wrong with you?

What the, so Penn Badgley sings?

Wow, a man.

[Joe chuckling]

All right.

[bell ringing]

Got you.

Okay, you got me, all right.

It's almost time for my bae Joe Goldberg

to be on that crazy shit again.

Yeah, it is.

Yes it is.

How you feeling?

You're getting pumped up.

Ready to go.

Ready to go to work.

High five.

You wanna do it?

All right, let's go, let's go.

Let's do it.

Let's do it, sit down, bro.

Move on.

[smooth music]