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Queer Eye's Fab 5 Competes in a Compliment Battle

Queer Eye's "Fab Five," Karamo Brown, Jonathan Van Ness, Bobby Berk, Tan France and Antoni Porowski, try their best to read complimentary tweets without bursting out laughing.

Released on 06/27/2018

Transcript

I don't know why Karamo is listed as culture,

when he is clearly the soul whisperer.

Hey, friends.

(they laugh) Yeah!

Yes.

[Karamo] Ew, did a booger come out?

You slopped? Yes!

(they laugh)

He snotted, I saw it come out.

The minute he said, Hey, friend, snot came out my nose.

(they laugh)

(hip hop music)

[Tan, Antoni, Bobby,And Karamo] And Karamo] Hey, we're

the Fab 5 from Netflix's Queer Eye.

And we're having an epic compliment

battle here at Teen Vogue.

(Karamo rings bell) (bell crashes)

(laughs) No!

(hip hop music)

Jonathan, You make me feel like it's okay to be myself.

I love you, Jonathan.

Keep being you.

[Bobby] I love you, I love you.

You are everything, to me.

You're also, just a little boy.

I mean, seriously!

You're just a little boy.

You are like this ball of sunshine.

(Jonathan rings bell)

Omg, Karamo you're so wise.

Let me buy your bible somewhere please.

Let me buy your bible somewhere please.

I've never seen it spelled P-L-I-Z.

Me, either. No, hmm.

That's sups orig. Next.

Mmm hmm.

Look at that buttery soft skin.

(Karamo and Tan laugh)

(Karamo rings bell) That was mine!

It's 'cause he said butter.

When I die, I want to be reincarnated

as on of Tan France's eyebrows. (laughs)

Those eyebrows are good.

They're stunning.

What about those eyelashes, too?

Forget Elizabeth II, Tan is my Queen of England.

Oh, my.

Duchess of me Deutschland.

[Bobby] Queer Queen!

[Karamo] You're the Queen of the world!

You're the Queen of the world.

You're the Queen of the world.

Tan France could wear an actual

trash bag and look a thousand times

better than anyone in the world.

(Tan laughs)

[Tan] Yeah, they're right!

Measure anything you want.

The sexy little smirk, and your

gorgeous little baby blues,

and of course, that beard!

Hot, hot, center of the sun hot!

Somebody get me a damn Sno-cone Hot!

I said fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji, xoxoxo

xo.

[Antoni] Oh he want, ugh, he's gonna win this.

[Jonathan] Okay, that's it.

He wants to win it.

He want to win, he's in it.

Beautiful thighs you got there dude.

So beautiful those red (beep), oh, oh no.

(Bobby laughs)

[Karamo] You broke!

You broke, you broke, you broke, you broke.

(they laugh)

I didn't mean to day, oh, I didn't mean to.

It just happened that one time.

Why are you such a beautiful cherub?

(purrs) Rowr.

Boop.

(Tan rings bell)

Velosoraptor always wins.

[Karamo] All right, come on, come on.

I'm a Tan France stan and a human being second.

Oh, so you're that arrogant?

Oh, you're that arrogant?

People, people should. Sounds about right to me.

Oh, okay.

The heavens opened uped and Allah,

Uped? Up.

and Allah, Tan sprang forth.

If he's gonna laugh at anything,

it's you reading sentences.

[Jonathan And Karamo] I am so smitten with

your beautiful bone structure.

I would stand in front of a bus for Tan France.

Tan France, Imma sit in a bus to,

you know, How does your hair always

look so amzing?

You're so pretty, I just wanna, I just, wanna cry.

Why you so pretty?

Hold on.

Could you answer that?

Watching Queer Eye season two

I'm almost offended by how handsome Antoni is.

Like, how is that face that you

walk around wearing every day?

Like, what are you trying to do to me, Antoni?

You broke. You gotta tap out.

You broke. You broke.

No, I didn't.

There's a smile. Oh, yeah.

Smile. That was a smile.

Antoni is giving me such aggressions.

I just wanna squeeze his baby cheeks

and cook some salmon with him.

I kinda wouldn't mind if Antoni

cracked my head open like a fresh market hen's egg.

That's kinda creepy. Interesting

and dark.

(Tan laughs)

Urgent, how do I make myself fall

out of love with Antoni Porowski?

Smell his breath.

(they burst into laughter) Oh!

That's not true!

That's not true.

That's not true.

Come here, you're just a little boy.

It's not true, it's not true.

You're just a little boy!

It's not true.

(Tan laughs)

[Jonathan] I'm so sorry.

Talk about my shade!

Coming from you?

[Jonathan] I have really bad breath,

and my heart beats, see. Coming from you?

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Starring: Karamo Brown, Jonathan Van Ness, Bobby Berk, Tan France, Antoni Porowski

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