Riverdale's Skeet Ulrich and Mädchen Amick Compete in a Compliment Battle

You know what is hotter than magma?

(laughing) No.

You.

(Skeet laughing)

[Man] Take two, marker.

(upbeat rhythmic music)

I'm Skeet Ulrick.

(laughing) I'm Madchen Amick.

And we're the cast And I'm the cast

[Both] Of Riverdale.

And we're about to play Compliment Battle!

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Why do I have a feeling even compliments are gonna get--

Naughty.

Naughty (laughing).

I don't have a full life without Madchen Ahmick, Amick.

Hi, I'm Madchen Amick, nice to meet you.

(laughing) I'm Skeet Ulrich.

Oh! (laughing)

Really?

Well, my brother says Ulrick.

You can call me Ahmick nad I'll call you Ulrick.

I don't know why I've always done that.

Ahmick? Yeah.

'Cause it went into your head in 1994.

I think I think you're Amish.

Can Madchen Amick hit me with a spoon?

(laughing) Perfect.

(Madchen laughing)

The issue right now is I'm falling for Skeet Ulrich.

(gasping) Who is that?

Mom, Jesus Christ! Philanthropist.

God is a woman and she is Madchen Amick. (laughing)

Yes!

Quit the game, walking out! I knew that all along.

Queen, you know it girl! Okay.

Keep slayin'! Yas Queen!

You like how I read that?

I enjoyed it.

I would literally sell you my soul

for a piece of cornbread.

(laughing) What?

But she's not Laura Carlisle.

For a piece of cornbread? Underscore, underscore.

Okay. Does that mean you're corny?

I don't know.

I don't know if that was a compliment.

Madchen Amick could show me how to drink water

and I'd give her my social security number,

all of my savings, and sell my soul to her, XX.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

All you gotta do is show 'em how to drink water.

Okay.

Are you gonna learn that, though?

How to drink water? Yeah.

No.

Throw a hammer at me if it means you're okay

you're a beautiful soul.

What? Yeah.

This is what you guys found?

(Madchen laughing)

I just want Madchen Amick's eyebrows circa 1992,

is that too much to ask?

Did it say...

(Skeet laughing)

I've got the same eyebrows.

Not sure what it is, but I think FP is spicy,

like a good kind of spicy.

Does it say that last part or you added that?

It really does, no, it really does.

Dot dot dot, like a good kind of spicy.

Good kinda spicy. What?

What am I supposed to do with that?

Queen.

Wig.

Flew.

It's gone.

Literally, my wig vanished.

I don't desrive this.

Yeah. Art.

Yeah.

Those are all compliments, by the way.

Thank you.

Seriously though, how many times on a daily basis

do you get called daddy?

Ooh, depends on if my kids are in trouble or not.

Madchen Amick's jawline. Yeah.

That's it, that's the tweet.

It's there, I have one.

It's very beautiful.

I just saw Skeet Ulrich and my heart got all fluttery.

It's a nice picture of you, too.

Aww! That's from SuperTrouperx.

Ooh, I know that person.

Do you? No.

Ah, I would die for Madchen Amick in 1994.

I think I did, actually.

Did you die? Yeah.

Did you come back as something else?

I came back, yeah.

Just thought I'd say Skeet Ulrich

is the definition of beautiful.

Oh, wow, I like this game!

Madchen Amick. Yeah?

Let me talk to you.

That's all they want, they just wanna talk to you.

I guess this is a mental compliment.

Wow, that's what I call a dad.

Not sure how to handle that one, either.

I don't wanna, I'm sorry.

That's okay. Give it to me.

You're incredibly powerful.

Yes.

And devastatingly inspiring.

Yes.

Thank you for your light.

You're welcome.

I wrote that one.

Thank you, Skeet. Myeleventhmuse.

Really? Yeah.

I'm their 11th muse? You're the 11th.

Uh, I just like to thank you for being an amazing actor

and bringing us an amazing show and also being very cute.

Aww, who wrote that?

Stefanypack.

Hm, good to know.

Madchen Amick literally deserves every bit

of happiness and success on this Earth BC she is just

amazing and a beautiful human inside and out, don't at me.

Don't at me!

That's a new one, I gotta learn that one.

Yeah. These kids these days.

Don't at me!

I want Madchen Amick to be my mommy, is that weird?

That's a little weird comin' outta my mouth.

Do I only watch Riverdale for

Skeet Ulrich and Madchen Amick?

Yes.

Oh!

Madchen Amick has been beautiful

since the beginning of time, probably.

Probably.

(Skeet laughing) Probably.

I did not write it! I'm a thousand

and a billion years old.

I'm a little confused by people's use

of the English language, I don't know what I--

You just had a lotta daddies.

You don't read it very well is the problem.

Oh! (Skeet laughing)

Thanks, Teen Vogue, that was our Compliment Battle.

Perfect, couldn't have said it better yourself.

(Madchen laughing)