Why Don't We Compete in a Compliment Battle

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That was so intense, wow.

[All] What's up, Teen Vogue.

We're Why Don't We and this is a compliment battle, yeah.

Woo!

I get lost in your eyes

so be sure to map out your eyes.

Corbyn, I would rob all the stars from the sky

if it meant you would always be surrounded

by love and happiness, and--

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I couldn't do the and. The and was too much.

First, I love the photo.

Second, I love those gummies.

(laughs)

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I've prepared for this. You, down.

Jack,

I just wanna touch your hair and I'll be happy.

If you fell off the rock, maybe you'd fall for me.

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(laughing) What?

(laughs)

Daniel, I like you more than I like llamas

and I really like--

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(buzzer)

Best nerd ever. Heart eye, heart eye, heart eye.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw.

It's not biggie, you're just the best person ever.

A cup of Jonah is food for my soul.

(laughs)

I love your face. I want to squeeze it.

Squeeze it, you won't. Squeeze it.

(laughs)

Please call 9-1-1 because you made my heart stop.

9-1-1?

I'll call them.

You made Jonah's heart--

Well, Daniel made Jonah's heart stop.

Who's Daniel?

Does it count if he makes me laugh?

Ah!

No way!

Your hair is that one chick

that keeps photo-bombing pictures.

Corbyn, I had a dream that I went to school with Corbyn

and was hoping to be his friend.

I ended up being his friend.

When I woke up, I remembered Corbyn isn't a freshman.

He doesn't go to school anymore.

Completely heartbroken.

(laughs)

What is this?

In this pic, you remind me of the men on the bachelor.

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Stripes look so good on you.

You take my breathe away, I hate you.

Wow.

Hate you. Ouch, that hurt.

Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you got my interest.

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No, I didn't laugh.

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Jonah, I love you more than I love Harry Potter.

I love how you can slouch like that.

Even when I'm sitting perfectly straight,

I look like a potato.

Well, dang. That sucks for you.

Jonah.

Yes, Jack?

Love vintage shopping.

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All right, well thank you Team Vogue for having us.

That was compliment battle.

We're Why Don't We and thanks for watching.

Peace out. Thanks for watching.

Peace.

Bye.